"I was walkin from school
my house down the street
walked in my dad was beatin his meat
he was moanin and growning he about to go skeet
damn. that's the third time this week
this nigga done nutted all over my sheets
this nigga be watchin these big booty freaks
this nigga den got the video from me
that's why my momma up here fuckin cheating"

now I'm in the kitchen washin the dishes
momma come in and she son what is this
I look at her crazy
she look at me crazy
I'm like Damn that's none of my business
she said son, I'm finna beat yo ass
momma that's not mine, that is my dad
she looked she like damn, that nigga sad
too bad that nigga not yo real dad.