if my characters fought either batman would lose hard or win spectacularly. or it'd be goku.
batman
if my characters fought either batman would lose hard or win spectacularly. or it'd be goku.
if my characters fought either batman would lose hard or win spectacularly. or it'd be goku.
batman
though goku would win probably at the cost of letting the planet/solar system get destroyed just cause he wanted to fight a guy
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....sounds like goku
batman
don't blame him, he was dropped on his head as a child
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and got punched and kicked in the head a lot
amyorama.
world's greatest detective versus the universe's most single-minded. a battle for the ages!
batman
batman collected the dragon balls 2 years ago
batman
he keeps them in the cave
Awwesome
Oh, man. Now I want to see Batman vs Mysterio.
snowbogan
stop being such a hoarder bruce
batman
every year he's like don't wish for your parents back don't wish for your parents back
snowbogan
but what if............he did
snowbogan
this is dragonball town you can just Do It bruce
batman
i think in dragon ball universe there's a time limit on revival but idk if that was retconned or not
snowbogan
i thiiink the time limit applied to like, Huge Bunches of people but not just a few? but i could be wrong
snowbogan
like you had to hurry up if you wanted to wish a planet back
snowbogan
okay i looked it up - it's gotta be a year UNLESS you bring them back in the state they did in, so theoretically
snowbogan
bruce could bring them back then get one of the magic peeps to heal them
snowbogan
oh, and the namek balls don't have a time limit
batman
THE DRAGON BALLS ARE TOO POWERFUL, SAGE. NOBODY SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE THEM 
batman
one dragon ball for each member of the justice league to keep under their guard
batman
7 dragon balls, 7 founding jl members...
snowbogan
or bruce
snowbogan
alternatively
snowbogan
you could let yourself have nice things
batman
NO
batman
no one man should have all that power
snowbogan
do not make oracle wish your parents back her own goddamn self
batman
/puts on kanye shades
batman
oh yeah barbara remember the lAST TIME you had to kill his parents that you brought back from the dead
batman
oKAY
snowbogan
lOOK
batman
why don't you SETTLE DOWN
snowbogan
this is DIFFERENT
snowbogan
NO TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT THIS TIME
batman
OH NO TIME TRAVEL BUT A MAGIC WISH GRANTING DRAGON IS OKAY
snowbogan
HISTORICALLY, YES, HAVE YOU DONE YOUR RESEARCH OR NOT
batman
IDK IF HISTORICALLY YES, GIVEN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF DRAGON BALL
kiwi burgers
are the dragon balls now the equivalent of the infinity stones with the illuminati in marvel BECAUSE WE ALL REMEMBER HOW STUPID THAT WAS
batman
i think we can mostly agree that the justice league is WAY better than the illuminati
batman
fuckin... professor x, reed richards, namor, and iron man
batman
(i know black bolt is in there but i don't really have a hot take on black bolt)
kiwi burgers
okay but they at least have some sort of resources
kiwi burgers
where is flash going to put his
kiwi burgers
OR YOU KNOW MR DUMBASS I KEEP MY LANTERN IN MY LOCKER
batman
OKAY WELL THOSE TWO ARE STUPID LOSER ASSHOLES
batman
batman has the batcave, superman has the fortress, aquaman has atlantis, wonder woman has themyscira
batman
I MEAN THEY TRAPPED SINESTRO IN A LANTERN FOR HOWEVER LONG
kiwi burgers
DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD THINK OF THAT ALL BY HIMSELF
batman
honestly no
snowbogan
have you considered how fuckin often themyscira gets blown up