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[synblade] important new zuri lore
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1. Huge coffee snob
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Ethiopia takes its coffee EXTREMELY seriously and ever since she came to Estrella she's just been continually disappointed
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there is no worthwhile coffee within 50 kilometers of the school
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people keep telling her they found a good coffee place and they're always WRONG
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no wonder she's on the edge
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this is why she's on edge all the time she needs some coffee desperately
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SAME NB BRAINCELL
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2. She has like a trillion cousins back home
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every time she goes back to visit her family the same experience repeats in some variation of
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Someone: OH ZURI YOU'VE GOTTEN SO BIG COME LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT YOU BIG HUGS TIME
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Zuri: (who... is this...)
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It's Aunt 78
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with friends she'll occasionally reference 'my cousin' in a sentence and nobody every knows who she's talking about, they just all blur together from a distance
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Erina has a pepe silvia board dedicated to working out which cousin is which
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she's NEVER right
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has Zuri ever intentionally misled erina about cousins to fuck up the board, or does she just let the sheer number of cousins do that on its own
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she plays it straight because she's honestly curious if Erina's board is ever going to get anywhere
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Imagine Mercy trying to make Zuri a cup of Real Coffee as a present.
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after enough tries, she could probably get pretty close
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She's doing bizarre liquid alchemy with five different finely tuned instruments and may have committed some sins against nature to try and genetically reverse-engineer the correct kind of coffee bean.
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but Zuri's pride keeps her from admitting it
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She doesn't even like coffee.
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She just wants Zuri to have nice things.
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if anyone ever suggests she go to starbucks she takes it as a PERSONAL INSULT
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...I feel like eventually she somehow creates something that perfectly nails the taste and texture of Good Coffee, but also it turns your tongue purple for a couple days.
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Erina correctly identifies one (1) single cousin and everyone goes wild celebrating
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it's a massive breakthrough
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Erina: "Is this one... Negasi?"
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Zuri, immediately: "No"
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"Wait, what"
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"What did you say"
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sara actually gets it and can keep the different cousin stories straight
she just intentionally gets it wrong sometimes to fuck with erina
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Erina is an only child and You Can Fucking Tell
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Mercy will recognize any cousin she's been introduced to in person, but immediately loses track of who's who in any long, complicated story about family shenanigans, so she just shrugs and goes with it.
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Zuri could tell her that one of her cousins tamed a flying dog and rode it to the moon and she'd just nod like 'good for them, that sounds nice'.
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erina in the background at her board trying to connect flying dogs to horses
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^
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new lore is such a good idea
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I got inspiration by looking up memes from ethiopia
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