3 characters I might play (if I can get my shit together enough to seriously get back into DWRP)

1. I think the most serious contender right now is the Shadowchild from the webcomic Digger. I've briefly played the little blob in the past and I love it.

2. I caught up on Disenchantment the other day and now I'm feeling a definite pull toward Queen Oona because what, was I not going to imprint on the badass yet unexpectedly wholesome amphibian lady in a bad political marriage?

3. Gerry Keay from The Magnus Archives, although I'll admit that "a character who refuses to explain himself when mildly annoyed" might be difficult to maintain in some games

Gerrrrrryyy~

... and bonus answer that is less of a joke than I'd like it to be, I do still have a journal for Rikki Tikki Tavi of the Rudyard Kipling story of the same name

Gerry's real good and lbh most game environments would probably be a positive development for him provided he can avoid latching on to yet another old woman who wants to use him to further her own occult ambitions

shadowchild.... bb

...there is no reason for me to be surprised about Bramble having a Rikki-Tikki-Tavi journal

In fairness to Gerry, he might plausibly be a little more willing to explain himself if he's not bound unwillingly in death to an evil book.

That sort of thing puts anyone in a bad mood.

I mean he's consistently pretty uncommunicative but most of his other appearances are either him running errands for his shitty mom or him trying to avoid his shitty mom's shitty ghost