[yes, even more potc]

GOD!!!! WHY DID THEY GIVE ME THE MOST FANSERVICE-Y MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE TRILOGY

they absolutely didn't have to put this scene in for all seven of us ragetti frickers BUT THEY DID

I remember very little from these movies but boy do I remember the sexy whispering

AS YOU SHOULD

and how he's the one who is like NO guys you have to do it SEXY

I also appreciate the implication that Barbossa's idea of "to a lover" is just... yelling

what is that man like in bed

let's be real that man's never been with a woman he didn't pay after the fact

brothels across the land snicker behind his back