kaosblaze: I can't tell the gender of this spouse, but that's fine by me. They look capable, but the bottle suggests a past full of regrets they need to keep buried. I'm slightly concerned that my son might become another one. 3.5/5
Dirk Warhard
: I absolutely believe that he would do his VERY best to protect my son, but something tells me that I'm still going to have to do most of the heavy lifting myself. 2.5/5
kamikasei
: I think she has the skills and attitude necessary to protect my son, but I'm not sure if she has the experience. 3.5/5, come back after a few years of battle for a higher rating.
onwingsofvalor: Looks shifty, like she might betray me and kidnap my son during the mission. Also, what if someone comes from the right to attack my son? She won't see it coming. 2/5
Villain
: There's an intensity here I can respect, but the aesthetic suggests danger. 4/5, he can do the job but I'm concerned that he'll bring more trouble to my son due to a colorful personal history.
Niamh Vibes
: She has pluck! I can buy that. My concern, though, is that facial expression, which says to me "I am only protecting your son as part of an elaborate get-rich-quick scheme". 3.5/5
magnet
: If she wants my son protected, he will be protected. My fear is not in her ability to execute on the task, but in her loyalties, which lie only with herself. My son is going to be a casualty of war between competing crime syndicates. 3/5
Blighty
: I can see this going two ways. One, that's a cute mascot character, with little ability to protect my son. Two, that's a robot serial killer, who is going to attack my son. 1/5
Princess Emily
: Anyone who tries to harm my son will be stunned for 2 seconds while taking multiple hits of armor-piercing arts damage, the stragglers then being efficiently stabbed to death. A true professional. 5/5
~Lamiamon~
: Durability, heavy weaponry, and a serious attitude. I trust this digimon to protect my son, as long as he doesn't get too near him with all those sharp edges. 4.5/5
A Grinning DM
: I want to give Samus a good score because she CAN get the job done, but her history is too scary. The Metroid Larva died in Super Metroid, and just about every building she ever sets foot in eventually ends up exploding. 2.5/5
00000000
: If I leave my son with this entity unsupervised, I will never see either of them again. I will file a missing person report, which will quietly disappear. The truth will evade my grasp. 0/5
he might scare off other serial killers though