LiberBEARian
[work] my boss is cordially invited to go fuck herself!
LiberBEARian
“Hi Allison- how are you feeling this morning?
Belinda has not received your doctor note, can you email that when you are able?
Also now that you are returning to work The note needs to specify the date that you are able to return to work- so the note would have to say you are able to work tmr before you start”
LiberBEARian
This is at ten in the morning on the first night back from the hospital
LiberBEARian
So much for “take the time you need to heal”
Mad Larkin
uhh... wow, that's not a good response
LiberBEARian
I had to sit with my phone for a bit before I said something that would get me fired
Kota
Gotta spice check that email reply. :c BUT ALSO WHAT? That's ridiculous.
LiberBEARian
I wrote back “Hi Sara I just woke up and am on antibiotics at the moment. Feeling okay. Got verbal confirmation from my doctor who told me Belinda could call him. Taking a pic of the note now”
spooky queer
w t ffffffffff
spooky queer
“and also i quit”
spooky queer
i mean uh
LiberBEARian
My office is in the attic, I’m not gonna climb 40 stairs to email a note right after surgery, fuck odd
LiberBEARian
Off
Megan
...
graNma sWeetie
hey wow i hate your boss
spooky queer
petition to yeet allison’s boss to the moon
LiberBEARian
Like look, I’m gonna be fatigued and groggy for the next month until I can get this organ out. Leave me alone
LiberBEARian
If work starts and ends on the head of one researcher then you’re fucked
spooky queer
right omg
LiberBEARian
God I wonder what kind of stress landed me here to begin with Sara
graNma sWeetie
does your work have medical leave or was it literally only applicable to the week you were in the hospital?
graNma sWeetie
because holy fuck
spooky queer
^
LiberBEARian
Belinda needs proof I was in the hospital at all to start paperwork
skipthedemon
There's state mandated family and medical leave here in MA now (yay). It's possible boss is trying to get everything needed together for that paper work, but holy shit better phrasing?
spooky queer
belinda can go too
LiberBEARian
Belinda is the one who needs to be yeeted. I had a conflict with her two years ago and asked Sara, what the fuck? Sara went “haha yeah Belinda isn’t very personable, sorry”
spooky queer
fffff
LiberBEARian
SHE IS HR. Her whole ass job description is that!!!
graNma sWeetie
omggggg
BethampHATamine
Can your doc write a letter that slips “likely cause: work stress” into it?
spooky queer
L O L
LiberBEARian
Honestly he looked about to when I told him the bullshit list of requirements I needed from my school to get tuition reimbursement so probs
BethampHATamine
Likely cause: y’all fuckers
no mortal blade
W o w
spooky queer
encourage it
spooky queer
also remember that time your brother leaving brought down an entire company
spooky queer
i'm having flashbacks
Jay
jesus christ, fuck that woman
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wow yikes
big ol metaphor
did you even say you're returning to work tomorrow or did she just assume based on you saying you were home
LiberBEARian
big ol metaphor : I said tentatively tomorrow a few days ago
bluecanary
hey just checking can I hockey stick check her into the plexiglass
LiberBEARian
bluecanary : yes of course you may
bluecanary
nice here I go [referees converge on me but I skate very fast]
LiberBEARian
Fire you’re the best
spooky queer
shots Fired
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