[lolitics] Have you ever found yourself aggressively hoping for someone else's sake that the shit they just said was meant to be joke, and they're just supremely unfunny?

Because I definitely have.

i refuse to believe that this is anything other than satire

Satire or an unfunny April Fool's Day "prank" that he just couldn't hold back any longer, those are the only two safe answers I can think of.

I thought that sort of thing only happened on bar crawls

ugh, newsmax

oh course he said that