Gloomy
Maidstrong
hey so funny thing
Maidstrong
I was thinking it was this guy all afternoon but I'm glad I was wrong because I love surprises
It's Nick
I saw Decus' gagtag, and then I refreshed and the Decus icon changed into LeChuck and for a moment I pictured Decus waltzing in and transforming into LeChuck
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'ooh look at me i'm the captain, howdy howdy howdy'
Gloomy
hfkhjkghjk
pretty knitter
GOD
Gloomy
★ тяу-нαя∂уи : I'm SO glad lelouch is being a shit
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god i've been peeking in at the finale and ngl i'm glad it's this guy
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
bc earlier I saw "Teach" and broke out in the coldest of cold sweats bc unfortunately literally EVERY time I hear Blackbeard/Edward Teach
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i just
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i'd say i'm sorry but that's just code geass baby
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
think of FGO
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lelouch 'ostensibly the protagonist' vi britannia is here to be annoying
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
the ONLY thing that kept me from absolutely dreading this is bc I know you're not into FGO drizz ldfkjbhr
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lmao if we were gonna use Blackbeard we'd make it like. a good incarnation of Blackbeard.
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
(if you don't know the context PLEASE save your sanity and don't look up FGO Blackbeard)
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
VERY TRUE
the (powder)keg
Blackbeard Clip - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stran...
the funniest thing to remember in setting this all up was that potc blackbeard rules, actually
pretty knitter
ian mcshane has left the chat
pretty knitter
LMAO
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
but i mean also my most recent murdergame experiences have been FM/AC
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
where Lepo just loves shitposting
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YEAH SEE WE HAD A MUCH FUCKING BETTER BLACKBEARD WE COULDA DONE.
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
so could you blame me
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OH MY GOD IAN MCSHANE?!
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i never watched past the first three
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it's horribly good casting.
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fuck off that owns
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the movie is abysmal but ian mcshane does so much.
the (powder)keg
pirates 4 is not a good film but it hides maybe the best pirate casting after davy jones
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that's enough to convince me tbh
pretty knitter
ian mcshane, bill nighy, and geoffrey rush fight for dominance
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we can also say as fun as evil jack sparrow would've been, we were not about to make anyone (including ourselves) look at johnny depp for longer than you had to.
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LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY
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I SUSPECTED THAT
pretty knitter
see
the (powder)keg
and it's javier bardem with the steel chair
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wheezelaughs
Maidstrong
that's valid
pretty knitter
my thought way back at the start was davy some how mixed up handsome jack with jack sparrow with the whole "100 souls" debt thing
Gloomy
I
Gloomy
didn't even know Blackbeard was in FGO
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good
pretty knitter
THAT'S FOR THE BEST,
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don't think about him and don't look him up
Gloomy
o-okay
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pats drizz's head.
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you're doing amazing sweetie
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anyway i was tinfoil hatting donquixote doflamingo so hard but frankly this is better
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
drizz i beg of you. you're one of my best friends. I don't want you to suffer with the knowledge of what Blackbeard in FGO is like
𝒜𝓃ℊℯ𝓁 ℴ𝒻 ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸
please do not look him up dlfkgjrh
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i am sincerely honored, nao, that you would've thought we could go that hard
Maidstrong
I'm...I don't know fgo,
Maidstrong
should I be scared,
pretty knitter
he's a massive creep, its fine,
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don't worry about it
the (powder)keg
from what i understand he is an Unpleasant Man
Maidstrong
aaaah
Gloomy
mmmmmmokay......
Gloomy
anyway
Gloomy
ADELEDJI’D
he’s good in one summer event and we were all massively confused and thought things would improve but nah next time he showed up and he was gross again
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lechuck's theme slaps
the (powder)keg
it's a good as hell track
Gloomy
Ji-snow
I'm so glad for all of this.
Maidstrong
...cripes
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bruh
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just get some vodka and light it on fire like the rest of us
Gloomy
the whole soundtrack is just slappin
Phastivus
The one good thing about FGO Blackbeard is that literally everyone hates him and gives him zero respect
Phastivus
he was good in one summer event but then they went right back to writing him as usual because we can't have nice things
the (powder)keg
there was in fact a secret bit of evidence if anyone had actually tried to drink the grog
ooh mama suemay
...god I forgot the scumm joke they snuck in there
jinglehorse
grog makes so much more sense than the theory I chucked at Lu which was homemade embalming fluid + sweetener for palitability
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jesus christ
Phastivus
that recipe doesn't seem like it's historically accurate at all! D:
Maidstrong
https://images.plurk.com/5XHPXR9Zna1Mhz41skoST7.png
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chokes
ooh mama suemay
I mean, it's accurate enough: rum + stagnant algae water was usually what grog in the pirate days was, which
ooh mama suemay
yech
Phastivus
Gloomy
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Gloomy
Gloomy
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entire room: 'man, fuck that and fuck you'
Gloomy
https://images.plurk.com/DXiB5PgE67nWe9PCV1rV9.png
Maidstrong
alice no
pretty knitter
my god that picture is so fucking big
pretty knitter
NO HE SAID UNKNOWN SEAS
Maidstrong
OH
Maidstrong
YEAH NO VALID
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TITLE DROP
It's Nick
I love how you interpreted that as Alice being real eager to join LeChuck
It's Nick
flayn suddenly has the intrusive thought of 'im so glad alice isnt here'
pretty knitter
i mean.
Maidstrong
qkcfhnzdkjfvnasdkfvb
pretty knitter
this is a fair assumption to make.
Maidstrong
I didn't know, I'm not up on all my memes
pretty knitter
she'd be conflicted
Awe
Somewhere, somehow, Vyse of the Blue Rogues feels slighted, but he's not the type to let it get him down
Gloomy
Gloomy
Maidstrong
OH FUCK
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'i'll shoot a ghost i don't give a fuck'
Gloomy
Maidstrong
god what do we do now, just
Maidstrong
kick him in the face
Like a Phoenix
point and laugh
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
say his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries
the (powder)keg
go ahead and react! there'll be a toplevel in a bit to resolve the ritual, but by all means point and laugh or whatever you gotta do icly
Gloomy
do note that attacking lechuck may still yield a retaliation
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what about group-casting vicious mockery with advantage
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i mean, what
Gloomy
that's valid
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please dunk on lelouch while he's down, he had a good day and it had to turn around
Maidstrong
he's been having too much fun, the universe decided
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it's true
It's Nick
Maidstrong
go filbo go!
мo-zongѕhi°
god this whole thing has been so much fun
Gloomy
you got a heart!
NECROMANCER
OH MY GOD
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JESUS CHRIST
seto 🌹🩸
WOW
pretty knitter
WELL THAT WAS EASY
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OH GOD FILBO SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY
ADELEDJI’D
unknown seas running gag number whatever at this part: someone brings a heart to the trial
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are you wearing shoes
pretty knitter
SCREAMS
pretty knitter
>rhea has left the chat
Maidstrong
Flayn is just like
Maidstrong
looks over
Maidstrong
fucking bluescreens
Maidstrong
all she can do is continue to pet lulu on autopilot
мo-zongѕhi°
oh my god sometimes asking nicely gets the prize
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th...thank you filbo.....................
It's Nick
Well this was something
Gloomy
I'm dying yall
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filbo: haha iunno what a human heart looks like
the universe: like that
despairmas ❆
oh my god
Gloomy
LIKE THAT
It's Nick
thanks unknown seas
It's Nick
youre such a pal
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JUST PUT IT IN THE BOX, DEAR GOD
Gloomy
[ all these normies acting like they've never pulled a living organ out of the depths of their outerwear...... ]
Gloomy
Magica....
MORGAN ♥️
LOOK...
XMAS BARGA1NS!!
filbo just standing here with bloody paws for the rest of the trial
XMAS BARGA1NS!!
matting his fur
It's Nick
It's karma for insulting LeChuck, he figures. A reason not to insult people like that ever again
pretty knitter
all the dead people come back and are like "d-did filbo kill someone??????"
It's Nick
Oh my god
Maidstrong
the one thing no one can believe
It's Nick
He just barrels through the dead people walking to the lighthouse 'Hi everyone please don't ask questions gotta go!'
It's Nick
Holding bloody paws in the air very much on sight
MORGAN ♥️
magica behind him animatedly telling everyone he just ripped the mastermind's heart out of his body
MORGAN ♥️
guys it was so crazy you should have been there
seto 🌹🩸
LMFAO
It's Nick
Goodness!
MORGAN ♥️
never thought fiddlepie could be so feral!!
NECROMANCER
OH MY GOD...... MAGICA.........
XMAS BARGA1NS!!
decus just like "oh cool, good job /thumbs up"
pretty knitter
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Gloomy
I can't believe Davy Jones is going to be killed by Spot
XMAS BARGA1NS!!
see spot consume
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LMFAO god
pretty knitter
i cant believe spot is going to become the new captain of the dutchman
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dutchnyan*
pretty knitter
PERFECT
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[it's always sunny titlecard] "spot and gideon captain a pirate ship"
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LMAO
Gloomy
oh man speaking of
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omfg
Gloomy
Fun Fact: When Ron Gilbert learned about Davy Jones and the likely inspiration LeChuck had on him, he said "If I thought of the tentacle beard, I would've done it."
мo-zongѕhi°
ALAS...
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LMAO GOD
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that's so valid
the (powder)keg
the deep ooc lore of this round is in fact that the first potc script..... started as a monkey island script
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are you fucking serious
Gloomy
yes
мo-zongѕhi°
incredible
Gloomy
think about it.
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i mean i BELIEVE it
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but also, what
Gloomy
a young man (will/Guybrush) has to save a govenor's daughter (Elizabeth/Elaine) from a undead pirate and his crew (barbossa/lechuck)
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
that's why i'm going to strangle lyndon when i next see him in person
pretty knitter
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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holy shit lmao
ooh mama suemay
ron gilbert loved the davy jones aesthetic once it all was said and done, too
ooh mama suemay
the creator of the monkey island games was like "shit, wish I'd thought of a squid beard"
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the squid beard is inspired as hell, tbh
pretty knitter
i absolutely love davy jones as a character, he's soooo cooooooool
ooh mama suemay
but yeah both barbossa and davy jones are designed based on lechuck even now
ooh mama suemay
(even if that design is just "scraggly beard pirate who could kick your butt")
Gloomy
adding it in here that we've finished for today!! Tomorrow we'll resolve the whole getting home thing, as well as the epilogue
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