Beans
Maidstrong
hey so funny thing
Maidstrong
I was thinking it was this guy all afternoon but I'm glad I was wrong because I love surprises
It's Nick
I saw Decus' gagtag, and then I refreshed and the Decus icon changed into LeChuck and for a moment I pictured Decus waltzing in and transforming into LeChuck
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'ooh look at me i'm the captain, howdy howdy howdy'
Beans
hfkhjkghjk
cœur de lion
GOD
Beans
★ тяу-нαя∂уи : I'm SO glad lelouch is being a shit
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god i've been peeking in at the finale and ngl i'm glad it's this guy
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bc earlier I saw "Teach" and broke out in the coldest of cold sweats bc unfortunately literally EVERY time I hear Blackbeard/Edward Teach
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i just
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i'd say i'm sorry but that's just code geass baby
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think of FGO
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lelouch 'ostensibly the protagonist' vi britannia is here to be annoying
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ѕαмѕα : same lmao
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the ONLY thing that kept me from absolutely dreading this is bc I know you're not into FGO drizz ldfkjbhr
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lmao if we were gonna use Blackbeard we'd make it like. a good incarnation of Blackbeard.
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(if you don't know the context PLEASE save your sanity and don't look up FGO Blackbeard)
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VERY TRUE
[ COUNSELOR ]
Blackbeard Clip - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stran...
the funniest thing to remember in setting this all up was that potc blackbeard rules, actually
cœur de lion
ian mcshane has left the chat
cœur de lion
LMAO
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but i mean also my most recent murdergame experiences have been FM/AC
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where Lepo just loves shitposting
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YEAH SEE WE HAD A MUCH FUCKING BETTER BLACKBEARD WE COULDA DONE.
ѕαмѕα
so could you blame me
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OH MY GOD IAN MCSHANE?!
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i never watched past the first three
ᴜɴʙᴏxᴇᴅ
it's horribly good casting.
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fuck off that owns
ᴜɴʙᴏxᴇᴅ
the movie is abysmal but ian mcshane does so much.
[ COUNSELOR ]
pirates 4 is not a good film but it hides maybe the best pirate casting after davy jones
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that's enough to convince me tbh
cœur de lion
ian mcshane, bill nighy, and geoffrey rush fight for dominance
ᴜɴʙᴏxᴇᴅ
we can also say as fun as evil jack sparrow would've been, we were not about to make anyone (including ourselves) look at johnny depp for longer than you had to.
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LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY
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I SUSPECTED THAT
cœur de lion
see
[ COUNSELOR ]
and it's javier bardem with the steel chair
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wheezelaughs
Maidstrong
that's valid
cœur de lion
my thought way back at the start was davy some how mixed up handsome jack with jack sparrow with the whole "100 souls" debt thing
Beans
I
Beans
didn't even know Blackbeard was in FGO
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good
cœur de lion
THAT'S FOR THE BEST,
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don't think about him and don't look him up
Beans
o-okay
ᴜɴʙᴏxᴇᴅ
pats drizz's head.
ᴜɴʙᴏxᴇᴅ
you're doing amazing sweetie
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anyway i was tinfoil hatting donquixote doflamingo so hard but frankly this is better
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drizz i beg of you. you're one of my best friends. I don't want you to suffer with the knowledge of what Blackbeard in FGO is like
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please do not look him up dlfkgjrh
ᴜɴʙᴏxᴇᴅ
i am sincerely honored, nao, that you would've thought we could go that hard
Maidstrong
I'm...I don't know fgo,
Maidstrong
should I be scared,
cœur de lion
he's a massive creep, its fine,
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don't worry about it
[ COUNSELOR ]
from what i understand he is an Unpleasant Man
Maidstrong
aaaah
Beans
mmmmmmokay......
Beans
anyway
Beans
THE BRAWLER
he’s good in one summer event and we were all massively confused and thought things would improve but nah next time he showed up and he was gross again
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lechuck's theme slaps
[ COUNSELOR ]
it's a good as hell track
Beans
Dragons Dragons
I'm so glad for all of this.
Maidstrong
...cripes
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bruh
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just get some vodka and light it on fire like the rest of us
Beans
the whole soundtrack is just slappin
VanityPhroject
The one good thing about FGO Blackbeard is that literally everyone hates him and gives him zero respect
VanityPhroject
he was good in one summer event but then they went right back to writing him as usual because we can't have nice things
[ COUNSELOR ]
there was in fact a secret bit of evidence if anyone had actually tried to drink the grog
OLDUHOR
...god I forgot the scumm joke they snuck in there
【𝕆𝕓𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤】
grog makes so much more sense than the theory I chucked at Lu which was homemade embalming fluid + sweetener for palitability
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jesus christ
VanityPhroject
that recipe doesn't seem like it's historically accurate at all! D:
Maidstrong
https://images.plurk.com/5XHPXR9Zna1Mhz41skoST7.png
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chokes
OLDUHOR
I mean, it's accurate enough: rum + stagnant algae water was usually what grog in the pirate days was, which
OLDUHOR
yech
VanityPhroject
Beans
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Beans
Beans
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entire room: 'man, fuck that and fuck you'
Beans
https://images.plurk.com/DXiB5PgE67nWe9PCV1rV9.png
Maidstrong
alice no
cœur de lion
my god that picture is so fucking big
cœur de lion
NO HE SAID UNKNOWN SEAS
Maidstrong
OH
Maidstrong
YEAH NO VALID
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TITLE DROP
It's Nick
I love how you interpreted that as Alice being real eager to join LeChuck
It's Nick
flayn suddenly has the intrusive thought of 'im so glad alice isnt here'
cœur de lion
i mean.
Maidstrong
qkcfhnzdkjfvnasdkfvb
cœur de lion
this is a fair assumption to make.
Maidstrong
I didn't know, I'm not up on all my memes
cœur de lion
she'd be conflicted
Awe
Somewhere, somehow, Vyse of the Blue Rogues feels slighted, but he's not the type to let it get him down
Beans
Beans
Maidstrong
OH FUCK
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'i'll shoot a ghost i don't give a fuck'
Beans
Maidstrong
god what do we do now, just
Maidstrong
kick him in the face
Wild Child
point and laugh
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
say his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries
[ COUNSELOR ]
go ahead and react! there'll be a toplevel in a bit to resolve the ritual, but by all means point and laugh or whatever you gotta do icly
Beans
do note that attacking lechuck may still yield a retaliation
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what about group-casting vicious mockery with advantage
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i mean, what
Beans
that's valid
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please dunk on lelouch while he's down, he had a good day and it had to turn around
Maidstrong
he's been having too much fun, the universe decided
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it's true
It's Nick
Maidstrong
go filbo go!
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god this whole thing has been so much fun
Beans
you got a heart!
ALL-STAR ⚔
OH MY GOD
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JESUS CHRIST
coerce 👁️‍🗨️
WOW
cœur de lion
WELL THAT WAS EASY
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OH GOD FILBO SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY
THE BRAWLER
unknown seas running gag number whatever at this part: someone brings a heart to the trial
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are you wearing shoes
cœur de lion
SCREAMS
cœur de lion
>rhea has left the chat
Maidstrong
Flayn is just like
Maidstrong
looks over
Maidstrong
fucking bluescreens
Maidstrong
all she can do is continue to pet lulu on autopilot
ѕυnɗerlanɗ°
oh my god sometimes asking nicely gets the prize
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th...thank you filbo.....................
It's Nick
Well this was something
Beans
I'm dying yall
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filbo: haha iunno what a human heart looks like
the universe: like that
mask of pride 🌸
oh my god
Beans
LIKE THAT
It's Nick
thanks unknown seas
It's Nick
youre such a pal
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JUST PUT IT IN THE BOX, DEAR GOD
Beans
[ all these normies acting like they've never pulled a living organ out of the depths of their outerwear...... ]
Beans
Magica....
𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉
LOOK...
𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔩
filbo just standing here with bloody paws for the rest of the trial
𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔩
matting his fur
It's Nick
It's karma for insulting LeChuck, he figures. A reason not to insult people like that ever again
cœur de lion
all the dead people come back and are like "d-did filbo kill someone??????"
It's Nick
Oh my god
Maidstrong
the one thing no one can believe
It's Nick
He just barrels through the dead people walking to the lighthouse 'Hi everyone please don't ask questions gotta go!'
It's Nick
Holding bloody paws in the air very much on sight
𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉
magica behind him animatedly telling everyone he just ripped the mastermind's heart out of his body
𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉
guys it was so crazy you should have been there
coerce 👁️‍🗨️
LMFAO
It's Nick
Goodness!
𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉
never thought fiddlepie could be so feral!!
ALL-STAR ⚔
OH MY GOD...... MAGICA.........
𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔩
decus just like "oh cool, good job /thumbs up"
cœur de lion
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Beans
I can't believe Davy Jones is going to be killed by Spot
𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔩
see spot consume
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LMFAO god
cœur de lion
i cant believe spot is going to become the new captain of the dutchman
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dutchnyan*
cœur de lion
PERFECT
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[it's always sunny titlecard] "spot and gideon captain a pirate ship"
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LMAO
Beans
oh man speaking of
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omfg
Beans
Fun Fact: When Ron Gilbert learned about Davy Jones and the likely inspiration LeChuck had on him, he said "If I thought of the tentacle beard, I would've done it."
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ALAS...
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LMAO GOD
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that's so valid
[ COUNSELOR ]
the deep ooc lore of this round is in fact that the first potc script..... started as a monkey island script
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are you fucking serious
Beans
yes
ѕυnɗerlanɗ°
incredible
Beans
think about it.
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i mean i BELIEVE it
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but also, what
Beans
a young man (will/Guybrush) has to save a govenor's daughter (Elizabeth/Elaine) from a undead pirate and his crew (barbossa/lechuck)
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
that's why i'm going to strangle lyndon when i next see him in person
cœur de lion
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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holy shit lmao
OLDUHOR
ron gilbert loved the davy jones aesthetic once it all was said and done, too
OLDUHOR
the creator of the monkey island games was like "shit, wish I'd thought of a squid beard"
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the squid beard is inspired as hell, tbh
cœur de lion
i absolutely love davy jones as a character, he's soooo cooooooool
OLDUHOR
but yeah both barbossa and davy jones are designed based on lechuck even now
OLDUHOR
(even if that design is just "scraggly beard pirate who could kick your butt")
Beans
adding it in here that we've finished for today!! Tomorrow we'll resolve the whole getting home thing, as well as the epilogue
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