Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:33 PM
Newbie game tonight.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:33 PM
Group is now called the Chaos Crew.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:36 PM
The boys have been comparing weapons.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:38 PM
Azaka looked to Shanna and was like, Boys and their weapons, right?
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:40 PM
And Shanna was like, "You know how it is with the shorter lived races. Not enough time to invest in technique."
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:41 PM
We've also found the trail of a very, very large snail.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:41 PM
And I started the entire group laughing when I asked, "Is there such a thing as a dire snail?"
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:44 PM
Shanna is already praying to Corellon for patience.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:51 PM
Quote: Map out on the bonnet, trying to figure out where we're going.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 6:59 PM
Nat 20. +6 perception. I can see forever.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:02 PM
Of course, nothing happens on MY watch, but second watch has gotten a bunch of humanoids with blue triangles on their foreheads are sneaking up on us.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:37 PM
Cleric in the back, rogue who has gone ahead has found an undead thing.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:42 PM
...
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:43 PM
Rogue: I'm not taking the front any more.
Gunslinger: Tank in the front!
Paladin: I only have a +2 to survival.
Rogue: I only have a +0.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:43 PM
Me: That would be why I was trying to put <DRUID> in the front!
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:52 PM
We found the grungs.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:56 PM
One downside to playing over Discord: being able to post gifs.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:56 PM
Hâm Frog Toad GIF - HâmFrog Toad Frog - Discover & S...
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:58 PM
Insight checking a frog.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:58 PM
DM: You think the king frog might be a little crazy.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 7:58 PM
Me: Ya think?
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 8:21 PM
...We're going to overthrow the king, I think.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 8:24 PM
Rogue: WE COULD DRAW A MURDER HOBO!
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 8:26 PM
Rogue: Somebody who doesn't want to fuck a goddess!
Me: There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a goddess.
Rogue: It's kinda weird.
Me: Depends on your goddess.
Lofwyr
@narwa
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 8:30 PM
I have asked a fellow player to cut down the gifs before because the moving stuff is distracting
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 8:57 PM
Two nat 20s in the ritual.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 8:58 PM
DM: Add a 'goddess costume' to your inventory.
Shard
@litshard
Fri, Mar 26, 2021 8:59 PM
One failure because I hate that die.
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Gunslinger: Tank in the front!
Paladin: I only have a +2 to survival.
Rogue: I only have a +0.
Me: There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a goddess.
Rogue: It's kinda weird.
Me: Depends on your goddess.