I stg, how does this cat make so much noise walking on carpet?

Tea is very cute, but I think he was supposed to be a corgie and something got misfiled.

Have you heard Tilda STOMP about the house? She weighs less than 8 pounds. How does she STOMP?

case in point: he's currently waiting at the door expecting his hooman. And tail lashing is kind of like wagging.

Right?

he full of energy!

Tea the Corgi

He's not even romping! (which he also does) Just walking!

he's a sturdy lil guy with powerful peets

peets which he selfishly hoards to himself.

I have a cat who licks himself ridiculously loudly

you can hear him going SPLAP SPLAP SPLAP from all the way across the house