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[horror] Stay Out of the Fucking Attic (2021)
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three folks being paid exorbitantly to get all the furniture out of a spooky house overnight for an urgent move
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we just found out that the squad's one white guy is a "former" nazi
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"I don't believe in the Brotherhood's hate anymore." "But you're still out here calling it a brotherhood?"
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I think the guy who owns this house is an advanced nazi
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was that a book on phrenology
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oh that's a handwritten letter from josef mengele
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this guy's a HUGE nazi
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"This this man dangerous, or is he just strange?" bruh he has a nazi library burn the house down
𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗡𝗲𝘄𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿!
preferably with him in it
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the amount i felt my eyes bugging out of my head more and mire as i scrolled down
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oh that's teeth
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that's a bag of teeth in a suitcase
𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗡𝗲𝘄𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿!
HUH????????????
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along with a stack of birth certificates
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welp, all exits to the house are locked
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every time I think vern can't turn out to be more of a nazi
every time I think vern can't turn out to be more of a nazi
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oh suddenly feel bad about the multiple child bedrooms with no children in them
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shirt on a coat hanger with a six-pointed star badge and a bloodstain on it
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my main OOC concern is that the movie seems to be sympathetic to the ex-nazi
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once a nazi always a nazi bitch
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the bad nazi shot the slightly less bad nazi
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I don't want to call him the good nazi but man, vern is making even normal nazis look GREAT
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Is anyone else thinking about the ending of Inglorious Basterds right now?
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I'm thinking about the ending of Becky
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update, Vern is now putting on an SS uniform while listening to opera
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oh he has a fucking gas chamber in his house HOW DO YOU KEEP BECOMING MORE OF A NAZI
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Gabiluzbad
: me
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YES I guessed the twist
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the old man nazi with correspondence to josef mengele and weird similarities to josef mengele's research
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is, in fact, josef mengele
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/spits tea
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and here's the other twist
𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗡𝗲𝘄𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿!
THERE'S MORE???
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the ex-nazi who got nazi tattoos in prison to survive and regrets it
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is, in fact, a mega fucking nazi
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who was a nazi well before prison
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please end with imani killing both nazis
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she deserves it
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eh
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not quite mean enough to the nazi
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he got an ambiguous ending where he probably dies but might not
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but i guess if you're going to not kill a nazi in your movie, the least bad way to do it is to have him take a scalpel and carve his eagle tat off of his chest wile screaming in agony then literally murder Josef Mengele
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overall a B. next time just kill all the nazis
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it's 2021