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[horror] Stay Out of the Fucking Attic (2021)
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three folks being paid exorbitantly to get all the furniture out of a spooky house overnight for an urgent move
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we just found out that the squad's one white guy is a "former" nazi
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"I don't believe in the Brotherhood's hate anymore." "But you're still out here calling it a brotherhood?"
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I think the guy who owns this house is an advanced nazi
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was that a book on phrenology
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oh that's a handwritten letter from josef mengele
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this guy's a HUGE nazi
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"This this man dangerous, or is he just strange?" bruh he has a nazi library burn the house down
✶ 天才的なIDOL様！
preferably with him in it
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the amount i felt my eyes bugging out of my head more and mire as i scrolled down
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oh that's teeth
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that's a bag of teeth in a suitcase
✶ 天才的なIDOL様！
HUH????????????
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along with a stack of birth certificates
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welp, all exits to the house are locked
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every time I think vern can't turn out to be more of a nazi
every time I think vern can't turn out to be more of a nazi
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oh suddenly feel bad about the multiple child bedrooms with no children in them
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shirt on a coat hanger with a six-pointed star badge and a bloodstain on it
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my main OOC concern is that the movie seems to be sympathetic to the ex-nazi
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once a nazi always a nazi bitch
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the bad nazi shot the slightly less bad nazi
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I don't want to call him the good nazi but man, vern is making even normal nazis look GREAT
Master Chieve
Is anyone else thinking about the ending of Inglorious Basterds right now?
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I'm thinking about the ending of Becky
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update, Vern is now putting on an SS uniform while listening to opera
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oh he has a fucking gas chamber in his house HOW DO YOU KEEP BECOMING MORE OF A NAZI
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Master Chieve
: me
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YES I guessed the twist
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the old man nazi with correspondence to josef mengele and weird similarities to josef mengele's research
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is, in fact, josef mengele
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/spits tea
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and here's the other twist
✶ 天才的なIDOL様！
THERE'S MORE???
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the ex-nazi who got nazi tattoos in prison to survive and regrets it
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is, in fact, a mega fucking nazi
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who was a nazi well before prison
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please end with imani killing both nazis
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she deserves it
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eh
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not quite mean enough to the nazi
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he got an ambiguous ending where he probably dies but might not
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but i guess if you're going to not kill a nazi in your movie, the least bad way to do it is to have him take a scalpel and carve his eagle tat off of his chest wile screaming in agony then literally murder Josef Mengele
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overall a B. next time just kill all the nazis
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it's 2021