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I'm playing Obey Me and said "Thanks Satan!" out loud.... it was weird. /giant sweatdrop
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It also makes me want an Ouran Host Club version
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serilia here you play it too
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Moosey. MOOSEY. MOOOOOOOSEY
This Hotel Exists Solely to Spy on it's Tenants - Ho...
watch this (rofl)
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He has all of your Henry/Marco/Leon chaos energy but with the evil on MAX
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tobisagoodboy you too ^
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wait what
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Play Obey Me
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what the fuck is that
Exacerangutan
is "thanks Satan!" the Catholic version of "thanks Obama!"?
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Nope
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Because I meant it
Satan is the fourth brother of the 7 avatars of deadly sins representing wrath and
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He gave me a present
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✶ȶօʀǟʟʏռɖ✶ : amazing. It is fucking amazing. You'll love it. It's on android and it's ridiculously fun and somehow surprisingly fucking deep
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~~~~Spoilets for Paul~~~~
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Lucifer is the oldest and went to war (in game lore) with god over his loyalty (rainbow) to his brothers and Satan was born from that wrath; so he's the only one that was "born" in hell and didn't war with god.
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Lmfao
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I was saying pride -- not gay pride, Lucifer pride
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Mammon is the second oldest GREED avatar and it's animu as FUCK so they're always just calling him a scumbag / the worst and an idiot who'd sell his soul for money and indeed, you can basically blackmail him by getting his credit card that lucifer confiscated
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Diavolo is the prince of demons and head of student council (???! Why tho but also yes animu intensifies!!!!) Who dreams of making better understanding between heaven, hell, and humans and is the reason they set the thing up like a school student exchange program you have been unwillingly summoned for (fuck yes)
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There are also two angels in hell on the tourist exchange program, and supposedly two demons in the human realm
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Leviathan the third brother is a literal total otaku who stays in his room all day and is obsessed with all the demon anime (yes) and dreams of being a pro gamer (Lucifer laughed at him and ngl so did I) and is Envy because he's always like wanting what everyone else has
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Oh and Lucifer basically imprinted on Diavolo who was the first person he met after falling and even though he wouldn't shake his hand or make nice at first, now he puts his loyalty to prince of hell > brothers MAYBE (plots!!!!!)
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So that's a running gag.

And my favorite thing is literally how Levi described Satan's makeup.

"He was like an rpg character that we all took turns in buffing stats and making him who he is now, but Lucifer hogged the controller."
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There's fifty chapters + event chapters and I'm not even sure if they're adding still and I'm only on twelve but
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Spoilers for like 8/9/10 Satan loves books because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER and detective novels and at one point gets to be a cross between sherlock holmes and Poirot and Phoenix Wright and it's fucking amazing.
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Asmodeus is the avatar of lust but it's less that he's an incubus (which he is) and more, as Simeon (angel in hell on exchange program) STRAIGHT UP FUCKING CALLS HIM ON: when he was still an angel he was called a shining resplendent jewel that was always a beauty by Lucifer's bright side -- and he's fucking desperate to live up to that
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So he's wicked vain, narcissistic, and there's an amazing encounter with the now cursed Helen of Troy who blames him for yanno... Everything. Especially seducing her and destroying two countries and her life AND SOUL?! Yessssd
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Like all of the above sounds like I should fucking hate it because I loathe Dante's inferno, the obsession with the seven sins, woobofication of hell (and oh boy does it ever!!!) But it's fucking awesome and glorious and there's so much heart and thought in it
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Oh and my favorite part is legit since
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Fighting for realsies would be grimdark and destroy yanno... Souls. Or existence of demons etc.

You have dance battles

Where you have to cheer on your friends 🤣
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It just rinds me of the Good Omens thing about the demons dancing. Also it's sooooooooo fuuuuuun
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If they made like 80 games like this I would play them all help
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*reminds
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My favorite character is Beelzebub. Who is gluttony And at first seems flat as hell. Abs for days, all athlete ergo forever hungry
Whatson
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But then you hit his character arc in chapter 5 I think??? And DAMN I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY IT IS SO GOOD!!!
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It was surprisingly WICKED DEEP and I was really touched and his twin is the mystery avatar of Sloth: Belphegor who had a huge blow out fight with Lucifer over the exchange program idea where he's like "no, it's fucking stupid" and Luci was like
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"YOU DARE DEFY DIAVOLO'S DREAM?! I BANISH YOU TO THE HUMAN REALM!!!" and won't let the others really talk about him and BIG BIG BIG PLOT SPOILER STUFF I LOVE IT
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Luke is the other angel in on the exchange program and everyone refers to him as a chihuahua because he's really young for an angel and naive and kind of small and yappy annnnnd plays a massive role in Beelz and Lucifer's character arcs
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He's very cute/sweet and gave Beelz cake and Beelz is like "I will die for you and your cakes" and Luke is like "THAT'S REALLY NOT NECESSARY!!!"
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serilia also after each dance battle (you can skip the actual dance battle by buffing stats enough as you please) you have a chance of special interactions with one of the three main dancers and you have a FACE TOUCHING MINIGAME where you have to remember what they like best (each character is different)
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Between: ignore (because if you ignore them, some of them are like "I MUST HAVE YOU EVEN MORE") face touch, face rub, arm touch, arm rub, head touch, head rub, chest touch, chest rub
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And you get three, and it changes if you start off with a high five (then you gotta figure out / memorize the next two)
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And you can give them shit
Like Beelz' favorite is cheeseburgers, Lucifer's is poison apples (wtf idk either) and oh! The demon demons like being whipped.....
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The angels do not (SHOCKING I KNOW) BUT ALSO JUST
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The out of place you go from "kyaaaa prince demon Sama you're so cool and strong and your dance moves are unparalleled!!!" To
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/WHIPS UNIRONICALLY
KNOW YOUR PLACE FOOL!
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I mean yes, they're demons, so why wouldn't they see that as kinky affection x infinity but also....
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It's definitely a little surreal, very campy, but most importantly it's so much fun.

Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk on Obey Me now go play it. The voice acting is to die for.
Whatson
play undertale
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Whatson it's a gatcha game so it's probably a lot easier on Tora who is familiar with the style from Fire Emblem Heroes, it has Love Live elements with the tap dance battles aaaaand it adds in all the mythological brotherly feels of Saint Seiya with a psuedo dating game twist
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But still the Hades and fucked up shit of "war with heaven" and Lucifer vs. Belphegor

Who reminds me of Luffy-bro as the avatar of Sloth he kind of... Sleeps a lot. Ya
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They're all nonbinary technically as angels/demons (see: Good Omens) but nevertheless very male presented as for the "dating game" ish aspect so I wouldn't recommend it to you. If you want to start on a gatcha, I'd say Fate/Go still
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Like the bonus unlockables are all host club style with photos/voice clips etc.
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Like I said, I really need an ouran host club version of this like yesterday
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Oh there's even the quintessential butler, because of course there is
Whatson
are you currently talking to me?
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I can't figure out if there's more to him than what I've unlocked or not. Especially after Beelz threw me way off lol
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But so far Satan is legit my second fave because well....

My pride is in protecting others so Luci and I would butt heads but wrath... And booooookssssd.... Yeaaaadh I get that... Lol
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Beelz was also Luci's tough guy muscles enforcer / protector and the "last" to fall (same time as Belphegor who was kind of first but Beelz wanted to shield/save/protect him)
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In the beginning they're always reinforcing "DEMONS BAD. DO NOT TRUST. DEMONS WANT TO EAT YOUR SHINY SOUL DO NOT STOP BEING PURE AND SHINY THOUGH" but then like
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They're wooooooobies

And like they have all this character development because of you, which was exactly what Diavolo wanted but it really threw me for a loop because
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Normally morality isn't so well written tbfh.

Especially wooboes. Especially demons. It's usually super super flat and given the dating game ish aspect I expected it to be really flat and contrived -- well it IS contrived but it's well done. /Huff
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And like it always maintains the WHIP side of things like Beelz' straight up never stops debating eating you/your soul.
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And Satan still has "I hate all humans especially including you X-(" moments even when he basically loves you
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And when they lose control/major shit goes down they revert to true demon mode despite Diavolo's initial charm to have everyone look like a normal student. Yes.
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Whatson : we've been over this. Desire exists.
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Oh!!!!
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https://images.plurk.com/7tzmsBVAongEKBjZ7HogKm.gif Helltaker hijack
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But get this so you know how my vision and migraines were crazy cleared up on blood thinners the first month after coma?
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It's possible that lung removal will have a similar effect on account of 1) not so much antibody overflow on brain 2) better oxygen and blood flow to brain 3) no more cloooots
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ok so it's an android game, that actually serves to help me figure out how to fucking play the thing you want me to fucking play CChuuni
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we may be phoenix twins but telepathy isn't in our fucking repertory, don't tell me to play something without at least telling me where I can fucking find the fucking thing, fuck
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Whatson : yes
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
I saw something that reminded me of Marco
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YESSIR
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And I've been spoiled, Moosey and I are psychic so everytime we go to tell each other something we ALREADY KNOW
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It makes rock paper scissors and Eye Spy really fucking dumb
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
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