Quinneapolis
only 90s kids will remember these
Princess Emily
oh wow, has it already been like 20 years since horses disappeared?
Quinneapolis
there are adults who were born after The Horse Event
Doge-lover Joja
madness
Princess Emily
that's fucked up, time doesn't feel real
Doge-lover Joja
time was never real
penis bacon
we destroyed horces because they destroyed time
oh i'm scary
stop shitposting
oh i'm scary
horses never existed
Quinneapolis
that's what the horses wanted you to believe
Magical☆Gurll
your regular reminder that you're old and im babey: i was born after horses ceased
~Lamiamon~
But
~Lamiamon~
horses still exist...
Quinneapolis
funny joke
~Lamiamon~
they do!
Princess Emily
a couple horse-like animals still exist, but they're not true horses
MundersOWundus
have you considered: horse? 
let's take a look at, horse
Doge-lover Joja
it's been 20 years. you got to let it go
Princess Emily
it's a little wild to think about what was considered a horse though
Princess Emily
like why are donkeys gone but zebras are still around???
MundersOWundus
You're Correct Horse
Princess Emily
(if you don't know a donkey is like a short, stocky packhorse)
Doge-lover Joja
stripes supercede horses in terms of conceptual power
oh i'm scary
zebras are actually more closely related to the shark
Doge-lover Joja
it's how Zebras survived the UnHorsening
~Lamiamon~
~Lamiamon~
but
oh i'm scary
this is why they have many discrete rows of razor sharp teeth
Princess Emily
murkrows: wait did regular horses not have those?
oh i'm scary
no, only like two or three
oh i'm scary
wait my bit was horses not being real
oh i'm scary
horses had NO teeth
Doge-lover Joja
the wore dentures made of their own hooves
▲ndrusi
look we all know about horses but wtf is that beige-ish stuff all over the ground
Princess Emily
that's grass. doesn't it change color in fall? i live in florida i don't know how seasons work
penis bacon
i thought it changed color to a darker brown, not beige
penis bacon
i think that's "corn"