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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:05 PM
also b/c im a failure at like dives into yakuza 0 again
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:05 PM
kiryu is cute with kids actually
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:05 PM
him going around punching people trying to get this kid's game back
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:06 PM
also i like how we learn the beast fighting style from miss tatsu who just beats the shit out of some dude with a crate
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@pashchan
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:07 PM
THERE IS NOTHING AS WONDERFUL AS WHIPPING SHIT AT PEOPLE.
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@onlyg
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:07 PM
i did not appreciate beast style nearly as much at first as i did later in the game
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:08 PM
i will say, taking a bicycle and swinging it around at light speed is the only thing i could've asked for in this game
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:09 PM
kiryu: you don't hit a woma-okay yeah she can take care of herself but like i have principles
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:09 PM
kiryu such good boy
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@pashchan
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:10 PM
Listen, I didn't complete the real estate minigame. I SURVIVED OFF STAMINANS AND BEAST STYLE.
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:30 PM
i mean im playing on easy so
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:31 PM
and kiryu just like 'think of me as his bodyguard' he's such a little shit
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:37 PM
i am def starting to think that tachibana is way worse than anyone else in this game
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@onlyg
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:42 PM
ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ : SEE THAT'S THE CRAZY THING i got the reward for the real estate and i still wound up living off of beast style in some of those last stretches
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@onlyg
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:42 PM
the fact that you can just take a hit and keep on swinging, plus big wide swings in tight spaces, the chef's kiss
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@pashchan
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:42 PM
it's VERY GOOD for crowd control.
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@pashchan
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:43 PM
you gettin stomped on by 2 many ppl. grab something and start swingin.
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:50 PM
motorcycle time
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:50 PM
also learning something, im very bad at rhythm minigames when im tired from work
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:51 PM
also ngl i thought the dancer guy from osaka was gonna be eyepatch dude
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:51 PM
but im laughing at this whole tokyo vs osaka rivalry
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:59 PM
OH MY GOD I LITERALLY JUST BEAT A DUDE WITH ANOTHER DUDE
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@xardogn
Mon, Mar 1, 2021 11:59 PM
i love beast mode
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@onlyg
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:00 AM
the basic grab heat move in beast is different too, you should try it
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:23 AM
jesus fucking christ there is no way anyone survives that
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@onlyg
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:29 AM
IT'S NUTS
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@onlyg
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:29 AM
it's like a michinoku driver with like... none of the protections that make it work in pro wrestling, it's just straight up dropping a poor soul right on their head
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@onlyg
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:29 AM
kazama kiryu has never killed anyone
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:31 AM
its in a cutscene theyre find
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:31 AM
*fine
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:31 AM
also this fuckin producer sidequest is kiling me
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:37 AM
i kind of want to know what the other not correct options do
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:38 AM
like does kiryu really punch the dishes
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:38 AM
this boy has like no brain cells
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:42 AM
early Kiryu is a total himbo.
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:42 AM
like TOTALLY A HIMBO.
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:43 AM
handsome, buff, kind, and most importantly. kinda stupid.
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:44 AM
oh my god he is
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:44 AM
he's 100% pure himbo juice
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:44 AM
d does he somehow get smarter?
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:45 AM
a little.
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:45 AM
all i can see is im growing out of his idiot teenager years
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:45 AM
this man is dense
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:45 AM
he's replaces the dumb with being an ACTUAL DORK.
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:46 AM
kawaii........
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:46 AM
if my husband wasn't majima, that man would be prime husband material.
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:48 AM
honestly Yakuza is just like: have ALL the sweeties in all shapes and sizes.
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:51 AM
me playing Yakuza like:
Lizzo - Boys (Lyrics)
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:57 AM
thaats a mood
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 12:57 AM
i havent met majima yet but i know i play as him in this game
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 2:42 AM
OH MY GOD I LOVE MAJIMA
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 2:42 AM
look at this asshole. hes beauitufl
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@onlyg
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 2:43 AM
yeah, that's about what i expected
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@onlyg
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 2:43 AM
the whole opening segment with him is marvelous
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 2:43 AM
i like how it goes from 'oh i havent met him' 'OH I LOVE HIM'
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@xardogn
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 2:43 AM
like im trying to go to bed and then this mf happened
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 2:58 AM
yeah, he the best.
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@pashchan
Tue, Mar 2, 2021 2:59 AM
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