莎白🐔全方位鳥日常
MIU404 喔我要笑死,剛看到一個CP短對話生產器(←全英文注意),於是我輸入了404兩人的名字,隨機產生了很合的對話:
Shima: holding a bottle Is this whiskey or perfume?
Ibuki: chugs entire bottle
Ibuki: It’s perfume.
掰噗~
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莎白🐔全方位鳥日常
Shima: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Ibuki: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Shima:
Shima: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
莎白🐔全方位鳥日常
這個我覺得也可以,好好笑,好有兩人的風格
莎白🐔全方位鳥日常
Shima: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Ibuki: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Shima, desperately, as Ibuki bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ibuki: Oh! B positive.
Shima: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ibuki:
莎白🐔全方位鳥日常
Shima: I'm a reverse necromancer. (╰死靈法師。逆╯)
Ibuki: Isn't that just killing people?
Shima: Ah, technicality.

這絕對是醉了
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4:30起床
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__C : 差不多啊,晨跑完吃個早餐去執勤!
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