MIU404 喔我要笑死,剛看到一個CP短對話生產器(←全英文注意),於是我輸入了404兩人的名字,隨機產生了很合的對話: Shima: holding a bottle Is this whiskey or perfume? Ibuki: chugs entire bottle Ibuki: It’s perfume.
Shima: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Ibuki: I wake up at 4:30 AM Shima: Shima: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Shima: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Ibuki: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Shima, desperately, as Ibuki bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Ibuki: Oh! B positive. Shima: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Ibuki:
Shima: holding a bottle Is this whiskey or perfume?
Ibuki: chugs entire bottle
Ibuki: It’s perfume.
Ibuki: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Shima:
Shima: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Ibuki: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Shima, desperately, as Ibuki bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ibuki: Oh! B positive.
Shima: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ibuki:
Ibuki: Isn't that just killing people?
Shima: Ah, technicality.
這絕對是醉了差不多啊,晨跑完吃個早餐去執勤!