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Orpheus may not be familiar with - well, any of this, but he can follow instructions well enough. Most of the time.
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Can you, Orpheus? Can you?
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And I`m QV I can't breathe
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MOST OF THE TIME
And I`m QV
most of the time.
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And I`m QV
not when it fucking counts
And I`m QV
but most of the time
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m o s t o f t h e t i m e
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Hermes: Hey Orpheus, pay attention to your wife
Orpheus: /lalalalalalala
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lalalalalalala (tm)
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Hades: Hey Orpheus, don't look at your wife
Orpheus: /LALALALALALA
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an effort was made
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Hermes: Hey Orpheus, don't be weird hitting on Eurydice
Orpheus: COME HOME WITH ME
And I`m QV
Clearly the common denominator here is gods telling him to do shit
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I mean, yeah, I say fuck you to the gods too, honestly
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I mean yes?
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But also "Look at her and she dies" is a pretty
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I'd listen to that
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"It's you." "It's me." will never not hurt
ELPHIE
hades: motherFUCK
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