[Health] guess who’s spent her entire birthday in bed because of a horrible headache

Me it’s me

This sucks

Oh no, I'm sorry.

I really hope you feel better soon.

It was probably a bad move to stay in bed rather than go downstairs and get lunch when I woke up but what can I do

Well... wishing a Happy Birthday, just the same!

You know the situation is dire when eating an entire jar of peanut butter makes you feel better, not worse

Get yourself some protein.

Bitches love protein.