fucking ad like "does this make you want a reeses? /sexy jazz trombone/ how about this? /gross smacking chewing noises/" NO BUD, ACTUALLY

THAT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF APPETIZING, HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD AT YOUR JOB

"Asmr but it's filtered through late capitalism middle Management's hubristic belief that they can even remotely comprehend any part of meme culture."

So Reese's Canada did pay ASMRtists to make a commercial, and they didn't do eating sounds

isn't mastication like the opposite of ASMR

I dunno about chewing but "mouth sounds" is definitely a common ASMR tag on youtube.

apparently some people do get ASMR from chewing and swallowing sounds

D= To each their own I guess?

I have heard like. two mouth sounds I like, but it's very specific. so yes these ppl exist

They seem very popular, there’s really a lot of them! But I’ve got that thing where mouth sounds just like, flip the anger switch in my head? I don’t know why, but it’s like an instant reaction. So the first time I ran across one of those I noped right out

It's definitely an ADHD-brain thing for me though, because I can tolerate it better when I've had my Wellbutrin. Not well, but better