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I'm reading accounts of 19th century expeditions as research for an original fic an it is a fantastic reminder about how people can be smart and rock stupid at the same time. White People Nonsense within.
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I'm picking away at The narrative of the voyages of H.M. Ships Adventure and Beagle: Proceedings of the first expedition, 1826-30, which is the expedition prior to the one Darwin went on in '31-36
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They're on a grand Voyage of Discovery authorized and generously funded by the admiralty, all ready to Science At Everything, and a few days out from Buenos Aires these dumb motherfuckers set fire to an 8x15 mile swath of coastline by accident.
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"The day after the gale, while I was employed in making some astronomical observations, a party roamed about in quest of game: but with little success, as they killed only a few wild ducks. The fire which they made for cooking communicated to the dry stubbly grass, and in a few minutes the whole country was in a blaze."
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"The flames continued to spread during our stay, and, in a few days, more than fifteen miles along the coast, and seven or eight miles into the interior were overrun by the fire. The smoke very much impeded our observations, for at times it quite obscured the sun."
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They then fail to shoot local animals as samples until some sealers come racing up like "YO WE SAW THE FIRES ARE YOU GUYS SHIPWRECKED"
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the sealing crews then go hunting for them.
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this is a few days out from the start of their mission.
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the captain relatively soon thereafter considers a group of locals to be stupid because they aren't curious about european-made objects, despite the fact that the spanish have settled a few hundred miles away and there's whalers and sealers coming through the area a lot, as evidenced by the dudes that they just saw
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a few weeks later the captain recounts how he nearly caused a Completely Unforeseen offense to another group of locals by cutting a lock of a dude's hair
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like
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yes
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I have no spiritual or cultural beliefs that make me particularly attached to my hair, but I would also find that offensive
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they also talk shit about the local canoes on occasion but also describe how these canoes apparently have fireplaces in them that they keep constantly lit so they can use them for signaling???
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
“these people are making me feel inferior so I must insult them”
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https://images.plurk.com/7dFXgs8fcgXDNLn893gqwH.png also I want it noted that the book starts with this
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just to show how EXTREMELY BRITISH this whole experience is
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i couldn't read this without screaming every page multiple times so you are stronger than me
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I love this whole thing, and have nothing to say other than we have Minto streets, locally.
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The Extremely British lingers.
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StupidSexyV⚠der : oh it's absolutely fucked, and in instructive ways for someone from a white-ass family. The racism is unvarnished and raw here, and makes a lot of the cultural assumptions that underpin it all way clearer.
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yeah
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