We cannot figure out how he decided this was edible but literal cat treats are a mystery that smell like food but are simply impossible to decipher, beyond the ken of mere mortals idiots like him
It's... it's probably better to not think too much on it. I had a Tzu for a while and trying to figure out what was going on in that empty dumb head of his hurt.
TheDoomkitten: SDMKFDSKFA what's funny I have owned a galah and he was significantly less of a disaster, which is amazing because he was a traumatised, unsocialised rescue bird
We have wrapped both chair arms in duct tape now and he keeps wandering around making little rolled r "rrrr" noises and occasionally a very human-like "ummmm" sound
That is certainly how he feels about the bubblegum-scented antibiotic he is still being FORCED to ENDURE every twelve hours, he shall perish in my arms, unloved,
"I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOU BETTER, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE" I yell as I cram pills down a screaming cat's throat while trying not to be blinded by claws and or pee spraying in my face
But he's so... gentle... and soft.... even when he's cranky, like... today he slapped Annabelle (because she blundered into him RIGHT after he got his antibiotics) and... like, what he actually did was pap her twice with a paw, no claws or anothering, and she just. Looked at him for a second. And then turned around and wandered off.
mortalsidiots like himExample being why he decided he could eat his food on the floor but not in the bowl. After having eaten out of that same bowl for nine years.