[Treason Weasel Round-Up]

FBI has nabbed everyone's favorite media-savvy fashy Baked Alaska.

They're using the same generic charges as they've used to pick up and hold everyone else while they work on the bigger ones, "violent and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds" and "knowingly entering a restricted building without lawful authority"

Were I a betting man I'd say any and all charges of seditious conspiracy would be coming only after Biden's sworn in

to avoid attracting Trump's attention

Especially with this dumbass, considering he no doubt had a hand in calling more people in, and also entered several congress critters' offices

The fallout is pretty entertaining, tbh. I'm looking forward to watching it continue to unfold.

mom says a blanket pardon is unlikely because Trump won't be able to find a lawyer willing to help him with the paperworld