[fic] warning: the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

A true statement.

Covers a lot of bases

It really does.

Else-summary: when a statute curse sweeps the castle

NOT THE BYLAWS

What if Harry Potter hates the fame that comes with his name? Uh, hate to break it to you, author, but... that bit's canon.

LOTS OF LANGUAGE IS USED. Well, I should hope so, you're writing a story.