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[akudama drive] these criminals are terrible shots

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just two gangs unloading guns at each other nonstop from ten feet apart

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no indication that anyone was hit

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oh that was a very danganronpa transition

Quinneapolis
Brawler's sentence is under half of Courier's

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maybe it's just EXTRA illegal to drive motorcycles along the sides of buildings

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"It's only a little heart attack"

pixie lovemail
I think the implication there is that Courier is delivering things that can deal some SERIOUS damage while Brawler just picks fights and has picked up hundreds of assault/destruction of property and maybe a few murder charges

Quinneapolis
this fraud charge seems iffy at best

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but i guess this IS a cyberpunk dystopia

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BIKERCUT

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RIP Ordinary Person,

Quinneapolis
and so Swindler was born

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time to learn how to bluff really fast

pixie lovemail
you have no clue how much i love swindler, quinn

Quinneapolis
I have a pretty good idea how much you love swindler

Quinneapolis
literally the only thing i knew about this show before today was that you love swindler

pixie lovemail
...okay, fair

Quinneapolis
public execution

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so we have

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Courier (superpower: bike)

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Brawler (superpower: punch)

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Doctor (superpower: surgery)

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Hacker (superpower: anime hacking)

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Pompadour Guy, who claims not to be one of these guys but i have doubts

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and Swindler (superpower: rescued a cat twice)

pixie lovemail
...that really sums her up, honestly

Quinneapolis
Rider, Berserker, Saber, Caster

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no I guess Cutthroat is Saber

Quinneapolis
a lot happened in this episode

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>First episode title: SE7EN

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>"That's a weird coincidence"

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>Second episode title: "RESERVOIR DOGS"

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>"never mind"

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so far "akudama" seems to mean "criminal, but weirder"

pixie lovemail
Since you've finished the first episode, I'm going to go ahead and make my argument that Cutthroat is an assassin.

Quinneapolis
oh good pick

Quinneapolis
I forgot about assassin

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honestly I wanted to make doctor Caster but hacker is clearly Caster

kamikasei
"Akudama" means "Super Grad-School Level Criminal"

Quinneapolis
my knowledge of japanese suggests 'evil ball'

Quinneapolis
pomp seems to be the lying specialist

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but what does that leave for swindler to do

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why does the bus even HAVE that button

pixie lovemail
Swindler's there to be a good person. Which, unfortunately, is neither what she was recruited for nor what a bunch of criminals need,

Quinneapolis
oh okay, that's Hoodlum's job

Quinneapolis
it's to be Swindler's hype man

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Doctor stitched her head back onto her body