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[akudama drive] these criminals are terrible shots
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just two gangs unloading guns at each other nonstop from ten feet apart
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no indication that anyone was hit
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oh that was a very danganronpa transition
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Brawler's sentence is under half of Courier's
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maybe it's just EXTRA illegal to drive motorcycles along the sides of buildings
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"It's only a little heart attack"
lily!
I think the implication there is that Courier is delivering things that can deal some SERIOUS damage while Brawler just picks fights and has picked up hundreds of assault/destruction of property and maybe a few murder charges
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this fraud charge seems iffy at best
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but i guess this IS a cyberpunk dystopia
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BIKERCUT
lily!
RIP Ordinary Person,
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and so Swindler was born
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time to learn how to bluff really fast
lily!
you have no clue how much i love swindler, quinn
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I have a pretty good idea how much you love swindler
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literally the only thing i knew about this show before today was that you love swindler
lily!
...okay, fair
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public execution
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so we have
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Courier (superpower: bike)
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Brawler (superpower: punch)
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Doctor (superpower: surgery)
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Hacker (superpower: anime hacking)
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Pompadour Guy, who claims not to be one of these guys but i have doubts
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and Swindler (superpower: rescued a cat twice)
lily!
...that really sums her up, honestly
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Rider, Berserker, Saber, Caster
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no I guess Cutthroat is Saber
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a lot happened in this episode
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>First episode title: SE7EN
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>"That's a weird coincidence"
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>Second episode title: "RESERVOIR DOGS"
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>"never mind"
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so far "akudama" seems to mean "criminal, but weirder"
lily!
Since you've finished the first episode, I'm going to go ahead and make my argument that Cutthroat is an assassin.
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oh good pick
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I forgot about assassin
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honestly I wanted to make doctor Caster but hacker is clearly Caster
kamikasei
"Akudama" means "Super Grad-School Level Criminal"
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my knowledge of japanese suggests 'evil ball'
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pomp seems to be the lying specialist
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but what does that leave for swindler to do
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why does the bus even HAVE that button
lily!
Swindler's there to be a good person. Which, unfortunately, is neither what she was recruited for nor what a bunch of criminals need,
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oh okay, that's Hoodlum's job
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it's to be Swindler's hype man
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Doctor stitched her head back onto her body