Tragically did not make it to Sbux but I'm doing my phone calls and steeling myself for this fic endeavour.

If I were a rich rat (Fiddler on the Roof voice ends here) I would doordash this shit but I don't have cash to tip with either........

Okay, one phone call down...... second phone call has turned into a "call this OTHER number, but then call the OTHER other number that you were going to call next anyway" so I'm...... on hold with the first half of that

OKAY did the first part...... huffs, medical referrals are so much fucking work

Okay WHY is my primary care physician CLOSED........