Victory Road
@victoryroad
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:31 PM
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Dear VR, what will your fortunes be for January?
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzH/gOM/Ig5T7G03SJnKIspQWFuR7ipg5Mw_lg.gif
Victory Road
@victoryroad
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:31 PM
Post and have your character's fortunes be foretold by our very expert Snorunts
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:32 PM
Oh my god
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:33 PM
Are these snorunts smart enough to get onto the whirl islands, inquiring minds need to know. What did you do, Lugia.
Victory Road
@victoryroad
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:33 PM
Always. They are everywhere
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:33 PM
Oh, good
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
@wolfnoir
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:33 PM
e v e r y w h e r e
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:33 PM
I'm glad they get to harass Jolyne even in the middle of fuck-ass nowhere.
Naem
@mistytpednaem
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:34 PM
omg wonderful
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:34 PM
She's coming for your wig later, Lugia.
Victory Road
@victoryroad
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:35 PM
Just wait until you see the fortunes we've got in store for you
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:35 PM
Oh no
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
@wolfnoir
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:36 PM
:^)
Victory Road
@victoryroad
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:36 PM
In all fairness, that is how we do all our modding
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
@wolfnoir
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:36 PM
Don't worry about ti!
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
@wolfnoir
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:36 PM
it....
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:37 PM
I took the plunge
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:37 PM
Same, tho
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:37 PM
put in the first victim
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:41 PM
how soon do the fortunes happen?
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:42 PM
I'll be passing them out as quickly as I can! Though some might require more thinking than others
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:42 PM
Y'all already know you're free to just fuck me up, fam.
MINun
@thlayli
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:44 PM
fsdkj I have a terrible feeling.
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:45 PM
As you probably should
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:52 PM
aw hell, they can evolve into a ghost type
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:52 PM
i think i gotta
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 10:57 PM
aww, thanks snorunts
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:02 PM
OH MY GOD
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:02 PM
I'm DYING
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:02 PM
SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:03 PM
mods you're amazing
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:03 PM
FINALLY, THE RECOGNITION SHE DESERVES
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:03 PM
THANK YOU, SNORUNTS. She's still going for Lugia's wig, but y'all are okay.
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:03 PM
Finally her fiance teaching her how to take artistic pokebutt photos pays off
MINun
@thlayli
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:06 PM
I'm loving reading what everyone's reactions to the snorunts is.
MINun
@thlayli
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:06 PM
(And of course these fortunes.)
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
@MaleaBotor
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:06 PM
SAME I'm stalking this post
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:06 PM
Same, tho
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:07 PM
o same
MINun
@thlayli
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:11 PM
I have tags open, but instead I just keep refreshing. I can't help myself.
MINun
@thlayli
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:13 PM
That would be the sensible option.
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:15 PM
hahaha
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:15 PM
yeah legit re: tracking
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:16 PM
i have paids and yet i still refresh
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:16 PM
it's a mystery
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:20 PM
he's a socal boy
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:20 PM
he hates winter
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:21 PM
I'm howling, this is the best thing, mods. This whole post.
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:21 PM
HE WILL NICELY EXPLAIN WHY THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:22 PM
HE IS BOTH WAY TOO OLD AND WAY TOO GAY
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:23 PM
AND TAKE THAT RISK? NO????
emery
@rookadoodle
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:23 PM
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:24 PM
YOU NEVER KNOW
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:24 PM
good point
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:24 PM
jojo and erina never forgot
BANNED CLOWN
@Railerat
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:28 PM
Karako pinned to the ground, absolutely lost in the sauce feathers
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:28 PM
Speebs isn't questioning this. He's not messing with waterfowl.
BANNED CLOWN
@Railerat
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:29 PM
Honestly Speedwagon is a wise man
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:30 PM
He truly, truly is. Also poor Jaskier. flksdfe
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:30 PM
poor jaskier
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:31 PM
Getting schooled by children, w o w
BANNED CLOWN
@Railerat
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:32 PM
LMFAO
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:32 PM
oh my god
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:33 PM
OH NO ZUBATS
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:33 PM
nothing but zubats
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:33 PM
she doesn't like zubats
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:33 PM
Jaskier's first upload to his staryutube channel will be
https://imgs.plurk.com/QwD/kE6/4igygvkN3ezJ3F36dsXFfRgK3ht_lg.png
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:35 PM
FUCK THAT IS EXACTLY IT
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:36 PM
Jolyne laughter in the distance while everyone else is getting wrecked.
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:37 PM
hey, greg is getting extra snacks
emery
@rookadoodle
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:38 PM
Jaskier finally showing up to the dive bar in Goldenrod and making friends only to have them drunkenly start singing pub songs, including the one about him smelling like farts
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:38 PM
Oh right.
emery
@rookadoodle
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:40 PM
he can try but "Great Misfortune" bro hmmmm
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:40 PM
it's okay. greg getting snacks is v low key compared to the rest of this shitshow
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:42 PM
Greg just eating his extra surprise M&Ms watching all of this go down
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:43 PM
hahaha
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:43 PM
meanwhile, claudia has a surprise teddy bear
emery
@rookadoodle
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:44 PM
pls he would never sing about his friends smelling like farts HIS PATRONS HOWEVER he can't really do much about that
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:45 PM
i love that ??? luck translates to weird stalkers
emery
@rookadoodle
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:46 PM
so far
emery
@rookadoodle
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:47 PM
Steve's stalker has to be my fave so far
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:53 PM
Speeb's
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:53 PM
Steve got puddles
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:53 PM
HOLY SHIT MARVUS
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:54 PM
we got our second bit of great fortune
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:54 PM
I had like a bunch of great fortunes thought out, but all of you guys just aren't very lucky apparently
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
@MaleaBotor
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:55 PM
Do you know what this means?
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:55 PM
no. what does this mean?
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
@MaleaBotor
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:55 PM
It means people can catch Snorunts with juggalo makeup......
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:55 PM
HOLY SHIT IT DOES
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:55 PM
and they turn int glalie
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:56 PM
it's almost thematic
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:56 PM
Maybe that is why they like it so?
sailor bii
@obiisama
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:57 PM
that makes sense
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Tue, Jan 5, 2021 11:58 PM
fskdlfe It continues that my dumbest fucking character somehow gets the best luck in things.
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:02 AM
oh no poor kirishima
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:02 AM
... oh god, steven's next
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:02 AM
what ridiculous shit will befall him
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:04 AM
In Dutch we got a saying that dumb people have the best of luck
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:04 AM
stares at this post
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:04 AM
Seems legit
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:05 AM
oh wait I meant Karako lol the mother swan
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:06 AM
rip kirishima i know his struggles well
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:08 AM
and LOL I was just thinking poor Bakugou's going to be subjected to Kirishima in pink crop-tops thanks to laundry troubles. knowing Bakugou he may do the laundry just to see it done 'right'. Kirishima can only hope
MINun
@thlayli
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:08 AM
Ahhhh, look at Marvus too!
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:08 AM
... i mean. steven's actually decently intelligent
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:08 AM
holy shit, he got a good thing!!!
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:08 AM
ah but will it work if bakugou does it?
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:09 AM
jardaan
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:09 AM
Way to ruin the stupid standard, Steven!!!
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:09 AM
All of Kirishima's left socks just like https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy5/Byz/4INHRH1woakJr7iO01ZdXfff2Bq_lg.jpg
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:09 AM
good for him, he seems like a really cool oc!!
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:12 AM
i mean, he gets really stupid when he's in love, does that count?
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:12 AM
also THANK YOU
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:12 AM
i'm really excited about his surprise HA Froslass
MINun
@thlayli
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:12 AM
Maybe the snorunt mixed up the Steve(n)s? Steve P has rocks for brains and he has wet socks for the month.
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:13 AM
that would also make sense
MINun
@thlayli
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:13 AM
....although yeah, Steven D can be pretty stupid in that sense so maybe that counts too.
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:13 AM
like he's smart in everything but his heart
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:13 AM
and then he's really dumb
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:14 AM
(he's totally getting himself a dawn stone to turn his snorunt into a Froslass)
🐍 serpent
@verthunder
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:14 AM
i am gonna do it! poor bakugou
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:14 AM
(froslass are boss, hes right to)
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:15 AM
Froslass has such a great hidden ability too
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:15 AM
god right
Box Cat
@rustedpoetry
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:15 AM
I'm just extremely pleased for Jolyne. Because this gives her some really, really, REALLY unneeded validity for her stupidity
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:15 AM
plus i don't think he has any ice types yet. so this is a great one for him
Naem
@mistytpednaem
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:16 AM
god i'll have to do this tomorrow because Too Much is going on rn but
Naem
@mistytpednaem
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:16 AM
exciting
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:16 AM
like i was thinking of getting him a dinosaur eventually and i still might but
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:16 AM
i'm so happy
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:18 AM
do Crocs exist in Pokeworld? you don't need socks with your Crocs... Krooks (as in Krookadile)?
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:22 AM
oh i'm sure they do
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:24 AM
hm. let me check something. (dice10)
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:24 AM
okay, little HA snorunt is level 13 when he catches her
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:36 AM
... shinobu is also smart and he also had good luck
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:46 AM
https://imgs.plurk.com/QuX/jrQ/KddICYq1zxxJ65rM9HHN6sfDrUu_lg.jpeg
BANNED CLOWN
@Railerat
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:48 AM
RIP IN PISS DIRK
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:48 AM
we warned you about the stairs. we told you, dog
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:49 AM
RIP IN REST D STRIDES
BANNED CLOWN
@Railerat
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:50 AM
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:54 AM
At least he has Emet to carry him like a princess
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:55 AM
in before emet builds him a rotom-powered sedan chair
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:58 AM
I'm excited for the results
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:59 AM
the tension is so HIGH when you're next
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 12:59 AM
my heart was racing the entire time for steven d
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:01 AM
im not even directly next but im nervous
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:03 AM
I expect some (sylvain) will be enjoying this more than others
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:03 AM
oh my god thats perfect but also rip in rest, again
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:06 AM
??? luck is always stalkers
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:15 AM
SASHA GETTIN THE I D E A L
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:19 AM
i just remembered this was the day i gave steven for a birthday
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:19 AM
oh!! so they are.
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:19 AM
i'm afraid! :-D
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:19 AM
no wonder he had good luck
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:19 AM
big good luck
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:21 AM
sasha's is the most subliminal and delightful
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:26 AM
Sasha gonna cry in her extra nuggies
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:26 AM
she has what i wish i did
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:27 AM
poor lance and his hairs
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:28 AM
Lance is going into isolation. Nobody can see him like this
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:28 AM
oh i cackled at that one. lance was always my favorite, but also that means i delight in his milder suffering
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:29 AM
at least it wasn't the sudden acne outbreaks
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:31 AM
oh no, the poor newbie
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:33 AM
imgur.com
 vital,
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:43 AM
oh NO dksjalfkj;
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:44 AM
CACKLES
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:45 AM
icb geralt is roronoa zoro
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:46 AM
oh fuck, geralt's a hibiki now
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:47 AM
Jaskier gonna have to hold his hand before we lose him down the dark cave for three months
Reverse Mermaid
@inkblotmeringue
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:48 AM
When Geralt gets lost, he's going to Pretend That He Meant To Do That
Reverse Mermaid
@inkblotmeringue
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:48 AM
he's not lost, he meant to go this way
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:51 AM
he wasn't lost, he was just taking a detour
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:58 AM
OKAY. TAKING A LITTLE BREAK FROM PASSING OUT MORE FORTUNES
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:59 AM
I need to recharge my brain cells for a bit
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 1:59 AM
take your time!! <3 thank you for these all, its such a cute lil event
MINun
@thlayli
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 2:03 AM
You definitely deserve it! Thank you for all these amazing fortunes. They're great fun to read.
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 2:08 AM
yes thank you!
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 2:08 AM
now that the spell is broken we might tag things instead of refreshing the snorunt fortunes
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 2:24 AM
why you gotta call me out like that bii
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 2:33 AM
I'm calling myself out too
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 3:55 AM
I'm just glad everybody is enjoying the seeds of chaos from my gremlin mind
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 3:56 AM
i love it!!! :'D
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 3:59 AM
I especially appreciate that big gremlin snorunt grin right next to the deep misfortunes
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:00 AM
oh god im next and im SCARED
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:02 AM
accept your fate
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:03 AM
ITS OKAY. RNG WAS KIND
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:03 AM
I SAW!! behold, the first bit of Great Fortune jinx has everr experienced ever, in her life
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:03 AM
we're going to see if we can directs the cats against the zubats
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:06 AM
gotta admit, i wasnt expecting a snorunt to be jinx's second pokemon, but thats okay
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:13 AM
I just saw the word 'Jinx' and got excited for a moment thinking maybe someone got a Santa dress Jinx that got left behind during xmas or something
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:13 AM
oh my gosh. sadly, no, i just have a criminal. lsk;df;l
emery
@rookadoodle
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:16 AM
oh thank god Scorpia is okay
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:18 AM
holy shit FluffyFaeCat look what scorpia got
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:18 AM
she gets the greatest fortune of all
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:18 AM
dresses with pockets
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:19 AM
Scorpia is so excited
FluffyFaeCat
@Naturalcyber
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 4:20 AM
she is going to wear the dresses so much and tell everyone who made them!
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 5:03 AM
More fortunes tomorrow, I sleep now and recharge the gremlin brain
Calliente
@lymmea
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 5:07 AM
Bless these fortunes
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
@recipeh
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 7:54 AM
I'm crying. dees why would you do this to Lance
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
@recipeh
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 7:54 AM
he is baby. he did nothing to deserve this
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
@recipeh
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 7:56 AM
matcha lattes : heck i play him and i delight in his suffering lol
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 6:52 PM
A few more fortunes have been given out, the rest to follow after my bath!
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 6:57 PM
OH HO
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 6:57 PM
Gryphcat chip made out GOOD
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 6:57 PM
Steven might find conversations with Thace rather interesting this month
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 6:58 PM
/rubs hands together
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 6:59 PM
i'm excited
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 7:00 PM
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 7:01 PM
FluffyFaeCat come and see kiri's spinda friends and thace's "curse"
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 7:02 PM
but no, actually, this might actually be good for him in a weird way, if he's careful about who he talks to
🐍 serpent
@verthunder
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 10:59 PM
/reads Baku's
🐍 serpent
@verthunder
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 10:59 PM
okay but he actually doesn't mind kids too much. he's just 'tough love' so i'm loling
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:00 PM
Maybe he can teach them to be proper heroes
🐍 serpent
@verthunder
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:03 PM
well he's definitely going to give them advice 8U
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:05 PM
hahaha
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:05 PM
thats actually adorable
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:11 PM
how much fun are you having with these fortunes? (because they are a DELIGHT to read om g)
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:16 PM
I love causing chaos, so I am having a lot of fun.
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:16 PM
Even if, admittedly, some characters are easier to think of stuff for than others
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:20 PM
tbh this is a great service you are ding today of all days
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:21 PM
that'll happen to anyone with this many characters with this much variety
Naem
@mistytpednaem
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:21 PM
i still need to look through all of these when i'm not so swamped :3c
🐍 serpent
@verthunder
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:29 PM
he's a good guy. just rough around the edges and can't express himself properly lol
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:32 PM
OH NO POOR EMET
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:32 PM
the snorunts are just fuckin over him and his boyfriend
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:34 PM
NO NOT THE TREE
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:39 PM
It was that or have his favourite theatre shut down!!
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:39 PM
(Dirk will just have to regift him another tree for Valentine's Day)
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:41 PM
Usagi i'm laughing so hard at carly's luck
sailor bii
@obiisama
Wed, Jan 6, 2021 11:42 PM
i hope jolyne turns her cryptid hunters on to the joys of dragon butts
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 1:08 AM
oh boy
anyway time to add jojo and emporio here
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 1:15 AM
i barely know anyones takes on their characters but im already very invested so when someone gets great misfortune im upset on their behalf
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 2:20 AM
(the rest of the fortunes will be posted in one big batch, we are working on them right now)
matcha lattes
@amity_rose
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 2:23 AM
good luck!!!
MINun
@thlayli
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 2:49 AM
Good luck! Thank you for taking the time to give us something as amazing as this.
Calliente
@lymmea
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 2:50 AM
I cannot tell you how delightful these all are
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 3:44 AM
The first batch has been posted! The rest will come shortly
BIG DAD ENERGY
@redfirelight
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 3:45 AM
GOGOATMAN LIVES
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 3:46 AM
I'M CAPTAIN BASCH VON-- no wait, wrong reference
BIG DAD ENERGY
@redfirelight
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 3:47 AM
https://64.media.tumblr.com/463cb5cb7ab6eb63f9133d58e3510e7a/tumblr_ph854mo5Ly1tn6016_500.gif
thank you for this
sailor bii
@obiisama
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 3:56 AM
Shayne Manetric and Rian Bergmita, here to prove to you that legendaries are(n't) real
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:09 AM
HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY WEREN'T HEALTHY SNACKS SNORUNT
MAYBE THEY WERE CARROTS YOU UNGRATEFUL SNITS
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:10 AM
CARROTS ARE EXTRA UNHEALTHY
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
@wolfnoir
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:10 AM
THEY HAVE A LOT OF SUGAR!
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:10 AM
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:11 AM
get ghostsplained, ghost boy
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:12 AM
THEY'RE HEALTHIER THAN POFFINS

ok but considering the gamecorner rockets are Still After Him this is just

"not sure who's worse"
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:16 AM
OKAY. AND THAT IS ALL
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
@Mosasaurus
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:16 AM
ALL FORTUNES FOR EVERYBODY
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
@wolfnoir
Thu, Jan 7, 2021 4:16 AM
WE DID IT
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