Victory Road
Dear VR, what will your fortunes be for January?
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Victory Road
Post and have your character's fortunes be foretold by our very expert Snorunts
BANANAconfedra
Oh my god
BANANAconfedra
Are these snorunts smart enough to get onto the whirl islands, inquiring minds need to know. What did you do, Lugia.
Victory Road
Always. They are everywhere
BANANAconfedra
Oh, good
everett
e v e r y w h e r e
BANANAconfedra
I'm glad they get to harass Jolyne even in the middle of fuck-ass nowhere.
Naem
omg wonderful
BANANAconfedra
She's coming for your wig later, Lugia.
Victory Road
Just wait until you see the fortunes we've got in store for you
BANANAconfedra
Oh no
everett
:^)
Victory Road
In all fairness, that is how we do all our modding
everett
Don't worry about ti!
everett
it....
sailor bii
I took the plunge
BANANAconfedra
Same, tho
sailor bii
put in the first victim
sailor bii
how soon do the fortunes happen?
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
I'll be passing them out as quickly as I can! Though some might require more thinking than others
BANANAconfedra
Y'all already know you're free to just fuck me up, fam.
MINun
fsdkj I have a terrible feeling.
BANANAconfedra
As you probably should
sailor bii
aw hell, they can evolve into a ghost type
sailor bii
i think i gotta
sailor bii
aww, thanks snorunts
BANANAconfedra
OH MY GOD
BANANAconfedra
I'm DYING
sailor bii
SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER
sailor bii
mods you're amazing
BANANAconfedra
FINALLY, THE RECOGNITION SHE DESERVES
BANANAconfedra
THANK YOU, SNORUNTS. She's still going for Lugia's wig, but y'all are okay.
BANANAconfedra
Finally her fiance teaching her how to take artistic pokebutt photos pays off
MINun
I'm loving reading what everyone's reactions to the snorunts is.
MINun
(And of course these fortunes.)
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
SAME I'm stalking this post
BANANAconfedra
Same, tho
sailor bii
o same
MINun
I have tags open, but instead I just keep refreshing. I can't help myself.
MINun
That would be the sensible option.
sailor bii
hahaha
sailor bii
yeah legit re: tracking
sailor bii
i have paids and yet i still refresh
sailor bii
it's a mystery
sailor bii
he's a socal boy
sailor bii
he hates winter
BANANAconfedra
I'm howling, this is the best thing, mods. This whole post.
BANANAconfedra
HE WILL NICELY EXPLAIN WHY THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK
BANANAconfedra
HE IS BOTH WAY TOO OLD AND WAY TOO GAY
BANANAconfedra
AND TAKE THAT RISK? NO????
emery
BANANAconfedra
YOU NEVER KNOW
sailor bii
good point
sailor bii
jojo and erina never forgot
BANNED CLOWN
Karako pinned to the ground, absolutely lost in the sauce feathers
BANANAconfedra
Speebs isn't questioning this. He's not messing with waterfowl.
BANNED CLOWN
Honestly Speedwagon is a wise man
BANANAconfedra
He truly, truly is. Also poor Jaskier. flksdfe
sailor bii
poor jaskier
BANANAconfedra
Getting schooled by children, w o w
BANNED CLOWN
LMFAO
sailor bii
oh my god
sailor bii
OH NO ZUBATS
sailor bii
nothing but zubats
sailor bii
she doesn't like zubats
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Jaskier's first upload to his staryutube channel will be
https://imgs.plurk.com/QwD/kE6/4igygvkN3ezJ3F36dsXFfRgK3ht_lg.png
sailor bii
FUCK THAT IS EXACTLY IT
BANANAconfedra
Jolyne laughter in the distance while everyone else is getting wrecked.
sailor bii
hey, greg is getting extra snacks
emery
Jaskier finally showing up to the dive bar in Goldenrod and making friends only to have them drunkenly start singing pub songs, including the one about him smelling like farts
BANANAconfedra
Oh right.
emery
he can try but "Great Misfortune" bro hmmmm
sailor bii
it's okay. greg getting snacks is v low key compared to the rest of this shitshow
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Greg just eating his extra surprise M&Ms watching all of this go down
sailor bii
hahaha
sailor bii
meanwhile, claudia has a surprise teddy bear
emery
pls he would never sing about his friends smelling like farts HIS PATRONS HOWEVER he can't really do much about that
sailor bii
i love that ??? luck translates to weird stalkers
emery
so far
emery
Steve's stalker has to be my fave so far
sailor bii
Speeb's
sailor bii
Steve got puddles
sailor bii
HOLY SHIT MARVUS
sailor bii
we got our second bit of great fortune
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
I had like a bunch of great fortunes thought out, but all of you guys just aren't very lucky apparently
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
Do you know what this means?
sailor bii
no. what does this mean?
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
It means people can catch Snorunts with juggalo makeup......
sailor bii
HOLY SHIT IT DOES
sailor bii
and they turn int glalie
sailor bii
it's almost thematic
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Maybe that is why they like it so?
sailor bii
that makes sense
BANANAconfedra
fskdlfe It continues that my dumbest fucking character somehow gets the best luck in things.
sailor bii
oh no poor kirishima
sailor bii
... oh god, steven's next
sailor bii
what ridiculous shit will befall him
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
In Dutch we got a saying that dumb people have the best of luck
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
stares at this post
BANANAconfedra
Seems legit
emery
oh wait I meant Karako lol the mother swan
💞 sweetheart
rip kirishima i know his struggles well
emery
and LOL I was just thinking poor Bakugou's going to be subjected to Kirishima in pink crop-tops thanks to laundry troubles. knowing Bakugou he may do the laundry just to see it done 'right'. Kirishima can only hope
MINun
Ahhhh, look at Marvus too!
sailor bii
... i mean. steven's actually decently intelligent
sailor bii
holy shit, he got a good thing!!!
💞 sweetheart
ah but will it work if bakugou does it?
emery
BANANAconfedra
Way to ruin the stupid standard, Steven!!!
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
All of Kirishima's left socks just like https://imgs.plurk.com/Qy5/Byz/4INHRH1woakJr7iO01ZdXfff2Bq_lg.jpg
💞 sweetheart
good for him, he seems like a really cool oc!!
sailor bii
i mean, he gets really stupid when he's in love, does that count?
sailor bii
also THANK YOU
sailor bii
i'm really excited about his surprise HA Froslass
MINun
Maybe the snorunt mixed up the Steve(n)s? Steve P has rocks for brains and he has wet socks for the month.
sailor bii
that would also make sense
MINun
....although yeah, Steven D can be pretty stupid in that sense so maybe that counts too.
sailor bii
like he's smart in everything but his heart
sailor bii
and then he's really dumb
sailor bii
(he's totally getting himself a dawn stone to turn his snorunt into a Froslass)
💧 showsers
i am gonna do it! poor bakugou
💞 sweetheart
(froslass are boss, hes right to)
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Froslass has such a great hidden ability too
sailor bii
god right
BANANAconfedra
I'm just extremely pleased for Jolyne. Because this gives her some really, really, REALLY unneeded validity for her stupidity
sailor bii
plus i don't think he has any ice types yet. so this is a great one for him
Naem
god i'll have to do this tomorrow because Too Much is going on rn but
Naem
exciting
sailor bii
like i was thinking of getting him a dinosaur eventually and i still might but
sailor bii
i'm so happy
emery
do Crocs exist in Pokeworld? you don't need socks with your Crocs... Krooks (as in Krookadile)?
💞 sweetheart
oh i'm sure they do
sailor bii
hm. let me check something. (dice10)
sailor bii
okay, little HA snorunt is level 13 when he catches her
sailor bii
... shinobu is also smart and he also had good luck
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
https://imgs.plurk.com/QuX/jrQ/KddICYq1zxxJ65rM9HHN6sfDrUu_lg.jpeg
BANNED CLOWN
RIP IN PISS DIRK
sailor bii
we warned you about the stairs. we told you, dog
💞 sweetheart
RIP IN REST D STRIDES
BANNED CLOWN
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
At least he has Emet to carry him like a princess
sailor bii
in before emet builds him a rotom-powered sedan chair
FluffyFaeCat
I'm excited for the results
sailor bii
the tension is so HIGH when you're next
sailor bii
my heart was racing the entire time for steven d
💞 sweetheart
im not even directly next but im nervous
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
I expect some (sylvain) will be enjoying this more than others
💞 sweetheart
oh my god thats perfect but also rip in rest, again
sailor bii
??? luck is always stalkers
💞 sweetheart
SASHA GETTIN THE I D E A L
sailor bii
i just remembered this was the day i gave steven for a birthday
💞 sweetheart
oh!! so they are.
💞 sweetheart
i'm afraid! :-D
sailor bii
no wonder he had good luck
sailor bii
big good luck
emery
sasha's is the most subliminal and delightful
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Sasha gonna cry in her extra nuggies
💞 sweetheart
she has what i wish i did
sailor bii
poor lance and his hairs
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Lance is going into isolation. Nobody can see him like this
💞 sweetheart
oh i cackled at that one. lance was always my favorite, but also that means i delight in his milder suffering
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
at least it wasn't the sudden acne outbreaks
sailor bii
oh no, the poor newbie
Usagi
imgur.com
vital,
💞 sweetheart
oh NO dksjalfkj;
💞 sweetheart
CACKLES
💞 sweetheart
icb geralt is roronoa zoro
sailor bii
oh fuck, geralt's a hibiki now
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Jaskier gonna have to hold his hand before we lose him down the dark cave for three months
Reverse Mermaid
When Geralt gets lost, he's going to Pretend That He Meant To Do That
Reverse Mermaid
he's not lost, he meant to go this way
emery
he wasn't lost, he was just taking a detour
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
OKAY. TAKING A LITTLE BREAK FROM PASSING OUT MORE FORTUNES
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
I need to recharge my brain cells for a bit
💞 sweetheart
take your time!! <3 thank you for these all, its such a cute lil event
MINun
You definitely deserve it! Thank you for all these amazing fortunes. They're great fun to read.
sailor bii
yes thank you!
sailor bii
now that the spell is broken we might tag things instead of refreshing the snorunt fortunes
emery
why you gotta call me out like that bii
sailor bii
I'm calling myself out too
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
I'm just glad everybody is enjoying the seeds of chaos from my gremlin mind
💞 sweetheart
i love it!!! :'D
emery
I especially appreciate that big gremlin snorunt grin right next to the deep misfortunes
💞 sweetheart
oh god im next and im SCARED
emery
accept your fate
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
ITS OKAY. RNG WAS KIND
💞 sweetheart
I SAW!! behold, the first bit of Great Fortune jinx has everr experienced ever, in her life
sailor bii
we're going to see if we can directs the cats against the zubats
💞 sweetheart
gotta admit, i wasnt expecting a snorunt to be jinx's second pokemon, but thats okay
emery
I just saw the word 'Jinx' and got excited for a moment thinking maybe someone got a Santa dress Jinx that got left behind during xmas or something
💞 sweetheart
oh my gosh. sadly, no, i just have a criminal. lsk;df;l
emery
oh thank god Scorpia is okay
sailor bii
holy shit FluffyFaeCat look what scorpia got
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
she gets the greatest fortune of all
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
dresses with pockets
FluffyFaeCat
Scorpia is so excited
FluffyFaeCat
she is going to wear the dresses so much and tell everyone who made them!
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
More fortunes tomorrow, I sleep now and recharge the gremlin brain
Calliente
Bless these fortunes
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
I'm crying. dees why would you do this to Lance
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
he is baby. he did nothing to deserve this
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
💞 sweetheart : heck i play him and i delight in his suffering lol
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
A few more fortunes have been given out, the rest to follow after my bath!
sailor bii
OH HO
sailor bii
Gryphcat chip made out GOOD
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