Zigzag Stampede
[Table Top Quotes] GM talking about how the party is attempting to steal the submarine that was suppose to be JUST a setting
GM: You rescued Hemet's dad. That is your quest logged ticked. You guys could still run.
Player 1: Are we sure? Hemet's dad could be a submarine.
Player 2: Yeah! We won't know until we save the submarine!
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Hemet's Player: I could have been lied to my whole life about being part sub. I mean, probably not.
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So, yeah, still attempting to steal a sub right now. It's going semi well
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So long as you ignore the idiot fighter who got himself sucked into another dimension
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(It's me. I play the idiot fighter)
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Player 3: I use my powers to peek into the future.
GM: Describes a horrible image of the future of our death and mass destruction if we press forward into the army waiting for our small party of 4
Hemet's Player: I get the sense a higher power is suggesting we give up on our plan to steal the submarine
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GM: You guys are almost doing the equivalent of trying to run off with a set piece by sticking a whole submarine under your coat, but it's sticking out! I can see you!
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Player 3: Yeah, but they're bad guys so we need to steal their sub. Where else are we going to get one?
GM: I can't fault that logic...
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GM: None of you know how to drive a sub and how do you plan to get it to water?
Player 3: We have fly runes.
GM: You just have all the answers.
Player 3: We will have the first Macey's Fay Parade!! Just tie it to a string.
SᏋPH
Flying Submarine. That's... a first.
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That's literally what I said!!!
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Except I was more: we'll have the world's first flying sub! We'll be famous!
SᏋPH
How common is magic in your world?
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Fairly common
SᏋPH
Okay, so not like HP where a flying sub would raise muggle questions.
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Lol yeah naw
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Common enough that my low intelligence character is fine with magic but terrified of technology
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He is actually anti stealing sub and wishes it to sink
cluelessnu
I argued that because of the three act structure that this was his own fault. He had us find rumours of new machines (the submarines) being built when we left the desert city.
cluelessnu
Then we actually ran into a dwarf who had a submarine who gave us a ride and Hemet got shown about how he fixed and modified it
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but we liked him so we can't take it from him.
cluelessnu
Then! An evil army kidnaps Hemet's Dad so we go to rescue him and we find him on a submarine.. via my logic.. third encounter with a submarine and they're evil so we killed them and keep the sub
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I believe his argument was: Oh sure that's what you WANT to believe I did!
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