So...I may have made some kids' day and accidentally ruined an elderly gent's day at the same time. I was going to Wal-Mart, as you do. I parked, a big ass red Caddy parked next to me in the handicapped spot. He had the right to be there, had credentials, so it's not that.

He stepped out of the car, was a rather large man...with a huge, bushy, white beard. He was wearing red sweats. W/o thinking I yelled (gleefully) "SANTA!" Kids in the parking lot all whipped their heads around and tried to run over. I got a death glare from good ol' Saint Nick, think I made the naughty list.