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So there's an AMAZING glitch in the demon's souls remake

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there's a method that involves using a gold coin and talking to a specific NPC who I don't know the name of because I haven't played it

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that functionally permanently sets your luck stat to Infinity

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which has a LOT of implications

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first, you can get any rare drop 100% of the time every time

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obviously

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but luck scales two things in the game

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one is item discovery

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the other is damage on one specific endgame weapon

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which, with this glitch, now becomes capable of oneshotting anything in the game

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including other players

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which at first SEEMS like it would break the game in half permanently

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but

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your soul level calculation for PVP matching

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includes the soul level from your now-infinite luck stat

Rival Fenix
holy shit

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meaning the only other players you will ever encounter in PVP

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are OTHER players who have infinite luck

Rival Fenix
I don't even go here and that's great


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meaning that PVP becomes BUSHIDO BLADE

𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲
holy SHIT

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"fortunately this only affects one stat"

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good news

Rival Fenix
it'll likely get patched at some point BUT I ALSO HOPE NOT.

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there's a boss in the game who can soul drain you and like, level you down

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but when it does

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it adds to your bloodstain

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the souls it would cost to re-gain that level

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meaning you can convert those massive luck levels into raw souls

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and max out every stat effortlessly

moontouched
ONE STRIKE, ONE KILL

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someone put together a guide that uses this exploit and a few others

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on how to beat the game bare-handed

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just punch all the bosses to death bareknuckle

oh i'm scary
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHH