Jonathan: "He courts Bella the way Batman terrifies criminals." Alan: "Well, Robert Pattinson is going to play Batman, so..." J: "Like everything about Edward is Batman." A: facepalm "He is Batman as a boyfriend." J: "So Robert Pattinson as Batman is actually pretty dang good idea."
Man, I need to share this so much because seriously, when you are making friends, you are not going to make it a mission to fix someone. You support them, not trying to fix them.
Alan: "Well, Robert Pattinson is going to play Batman, so..."
J: "Like everything about Edward is Batman."
A: facepalm "He is Batman as a boyfriend."
J: "So Robert Pattinson as Batman is actually pretty dang good idea."
Jonathan: screams from the top of his lungs "WHY?! RUN! WHY?!"