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@anonymous
偷偷說
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 5:55 AM
Sat, Jan 9, 2021 12:32 AM
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安價#薪偷鵝#ㄎㄧㄤ起來
安價鵝
鵝是一隻薪偷鵝
今天鵝沒有薪偷任務，因為
（防變骰下收）
總整理
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 5:55 AM
(rock-paper-scissors)
hen3931
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 5:58 AM
(rock-paper-scissors) 年底訂豹量大增
wine125
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 5:59 AM
豹總約了鵝出去約會(rock-paper-scissors)
loquat5697
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:00 AM
發佈任務的鵝在薪偷 (rock-paper-scissors)
lizard888
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:02 AM
被病嬌豹抓起來關小黑屋(rock-paper-scissors)
waffle5323
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:03 AM
被老闆熊抓去出差(rock-paper-scissors)
banana4609
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:05 AM
(rock-paper-scissors) 今天鵝放假
hen3931
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:05 AM
拉肚子 (rock-paper-scissors)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:06 AM
要去員工旅遊 (rock-paper-scissors)
grape7931
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:06 AM
loquat5697: (rock-paper-scissors) 推
hen3931
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:06 AM
被炒了 (rock-paper-scissors)
cocoa2108
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:07 AM
鵝請了病假(rock-paper-scissors)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:09 AM
要跟上司狐一起去出差 (rock-paper-scissors)
python9138
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:09 AM
(rock-paper-scissors)鵝今天放假
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:09 AM
布來了
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:15 AM
鵝今天沒有薪偷任務
因為要跟上司狐 去出差
表面上是這樣，但其實我們是要去參加世界薪偷組織（World Salary Organization）的WSO集會
我們要怎麼去呢？ (dice)
banana4609
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:16 AM
(dice) 睡覺，用意識溝通
grape7931
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:16 AM
(dice) 坐鴿子開的計程車
python9138
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:16 AM
(dice)騎豹
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:16 AM
搭半夜才出現的貓咪電車 (dice)
python9138
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:17 AM
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:22 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:23 AM
由於這次的WSO大會舉辦地在鵝的加鄉南鵝國
所以鵝開出最新買的 豹3000對上司狐說：讓鵝載你去呀
上司狐： (dice4)
banana4609
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:24 AM
(dice4) 不要，你太胖，坐不下
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:24 AM
鵝又錯字了 要打家鄉啦，薪偷過頭剛才打ㄐㄧㄚㄒ出來直接是加薪
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:35 AM
上司狐表示 ：不要，你太胖，坐不下，狐自己有車
鵝親眼看著上司狐走向旁邊的蘭狐雞尼
鵝表示羨慕嫉妒不敢恨
鵝們出發的路途中有遇到什麼事嗎？ (dice2)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:37 AM
有一大群羊駝擋路 (dice2)
melon2230
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:38 AM
豹3000餓了要補充燃料 (dice2)
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:39 AM
撞到老豹 (dice2)
python9138
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:44 AM
途中遇上鵝豹械鬥(dice2)
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:49 AM
遇上鵝豹狐雞蛋包飯大亂鬥 (dice2)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:51 AM
上司狐的車壞了 (dice2)
mousse5090
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:51 AM
(dice2) 路上有警察臨檢
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:51 AM
鵝半路肚子痛拉在上司狐的車上 (dice2)
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 6:52 AM
路上警察臨檢發現狐上司沒有駕照 (dice2)
waffle5323
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:03 AM
表示要一起去(dice2)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:04 AM
豹肚子餓，想吃鵝(dice2)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:05 AM
哇喔
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:05 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:17 AM
鵝騎著豹3000 和上司狐開著蘭狐雞尼 分別前往會場
途中鵝的豹3000竟然說 他肚子餓，想吃鵝
鵝該怎麼應對這隻皮癢癢豹 (dice)
waffle5323
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:21 AM
給他吃鵝💩(dice)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:21 AM
打電話回原廠要求退貨(dice)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:21 AM
打到他叫爸爸 (dice)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:23 AM
打電話跟上司狐求救(dice)
python9138
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:24 AM
牽去修豹場(dice)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:26 AM
鵝說：給我閉嘴，乖乖載我到會場，不然我直接退貨！(dice)
brandy8376
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:27 AM
不聽話就拆解(亮工具(dice)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:29 AM
把豹丟下，問上司願不願意載你去會場(dice)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:31 AM
拿出 打他臉 (dice)
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:31 AM
請豹吃屁 (dice)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:32 AM
嗆豹(dice)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:33 AM
嗆豹
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:39 AM
鵝聽到豹說出那麼大逆不道的話，鵝的暴脾氣就上來了 理智線全斷，鵝就嗆豹
你可是鵝花了半年的薪水買的
你以為鵝那麼辛苦偷薪是偷假的
你最好是給我努力滑冰，不然鵝瘋起來連鵝都害怕
豹3000 ：怕豹
鵝們又愉快的上路了
抵達會場，一片雪白的大地是南鵝國的特色，好久沒感受的空氣讓鵝心情大好
WSO本質上還是祕密組織，該怎麼進入會場呢？ (dice8)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:40 AM
(dice8)
grape7931
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:40 AM
(dice8)
grape7931
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:41 AM
(dice8)
grape7931
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:41 AM
普通滑冰果然太普通了
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:47 AM
grape8954
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:51 AM
領
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:51 AM
鵝嘗試來段帥氣鵝的登場方式，然鵝直接滑倒了
不過，門也總算是打開了
進入會場後，鵝首先要怎麼跟上司狐會合 (dice10)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:52 AM
又滑倒被上司狐抱住(dice10)
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:52 AM
大聲叫狐 (dice10)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:52 AM
打電話 (dice10)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:53 AM
hen8803: (dice10)
grape8954
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:54 AM
hen8803: (dice10)
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:54 AM
請櫃臺廣播，上司狐小朋友你的家長鵝在櫃臺等你 (dice10)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:54 AM
他看到上司狐的背影準備惡作劇 (dice10)
melon2230
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:56 AM
大喊這裡怎麼有狐鵝片片 (dice10)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 7:58 AM
狐表示
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:02 AM
雖然說好在會場會合卻沒有說好鵝要怎麼呼喚狐
鵝決定惡作劇一下 大喊這裡怎麼有狐鵝片片！
結果沒有任何反應
也是啦，怎麼可能這麼簡單就出現呢...
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:02 AM
在哪裡？你說的狐鵝片片在哪裡？？
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:02 AM
還真的出現了
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:05 AM
總之鵝們成功會合了
距離開會還有 (dice4) 小時（自骰）
在這之前鵝們要做什麼 (dice)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:07 AM
吃飯去 (dice)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:07 AM
只好跟上司狐一起看自己珍藏的狐鵝片片 (dice)
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:07 AM
欣賞剛剛大喊的狐鵝片片 (dice)
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:07 AM
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:07 AM
大家都想看片片 嗎
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:08 AM
leek7713:
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:09 AM
(app-wave)
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:15 AM
鵝剛剛雖然大喊狐鵝片片釣上司狐出現 然鵝其實手上並沒有片片讓狐表示 ：你竟然騙我
道歉過後雖然上司狐表示原諒 但要陪他看他珍藏的狐鵝片片
又是官大一階壓死鵝地無法拒絕
鵝陪狐看了 (dice4) 小時（自骰）的片片
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:15 AM
還剩下2小時，鵝要做什麼 (dice12)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:16 AM
去吃甜點 (dice12)
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:16 AM
喝咖啡 (dice12)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:16 AM
看電影 (dice12)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:17 AM
牽手手逛街街 (dice12)
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:18 AM
相約去吃豪華豹肉套餐 (dice12)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:21 AM
開房實踐片片內容(dice12)
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:21 AM
hen8803: 你的想法很危險
mousse5090
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:21 AM
(dice12) 看看來的人有誰
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:22 AM
hen8803: (dice12)
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:23 AM
去外面抽煙 (dice12)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:23 AM
唱k (dice12)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:24 AM
玩密室逃脫 (dice12)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:24 AM
唱鵝歌(dice12)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:25 AM
跳探戈 (dice12)
waffle5323
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:25 AM
hen8803: (dice12)
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:26 AM
hen8803: (dice12)
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:26 AM
hen7278: (dice12)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:26 AM
互相分享薪偷心得(dice12)
waffle5323
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:27 AM
hen8803: (dice12)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:27 AM
相約之後一起開房實踐片片內容(dice12)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:28 AM
睡鵝(dice12)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:28 AM
開房跳鋼管舞 (dice12)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:28 AM
睡鵝
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:28 AM
簡潔明瞭
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:28 AM
讚啦
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:28 AM
上司睡鵝啦
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:28 AM
齁齁
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:29 AM
恭喜拉
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:29 AM
所以直接睡不用開房
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:29 AM
哈哈
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:30 AM
噗主快要上紅標了
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:32 AM
看完片片後狐表示想睡覺 要求鵝陪睡
鵝內心OS：你是不是想X人家
狐表示 ：真的只是睡覺鵝以
於是鵝們純睡覺，說了 (coin) 小時
P、1/I、2（自骰）
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:33 AM
(coin)
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:34 AM
還有一個小時就開會啦 ，鵝決定跟上司狐分開行動，去填飽肚子
看著琳琅滿目的自助餐點，鵝決定吃什麼 (rock-paper-scissors)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:34 AM
吃流水素豹 (rock-paper-scissors)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:35 AM
(rock-paper-scissors) 豹肉
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:35 AM
吃豹豹十三吃 (rock-paper-scissors)
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:35 AM
吃狐肉大餐 (rock-paper-scissors)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:35 AM
滿豹大餐 (rock-paper-scissors)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:35 AM
甜點 (rock-paper-scissors)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:35 AM
吃豹肉趴費(rock-paper-scissors)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:37 AM
仰望鵝空派 (rock-paper-scissors)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:37 AM
炒豹肉(rock-paper-scissors)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:37 AM
...我真的很棒
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:38 AM
鵝空派...
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:48 AM
鵝看到點餐牌上表示著今日特餐（新口味上市HOT），毫不猶豫鵝就給他點下去了，結果出爐的竟然是 仰望鵝空派
雖然原材料是魚但做成鵝頭的形狀 到底是嗑了什麼 才會研發這種料理呢
然鵝試吃一口竟然很好吃
不知不覺鵝就吃的碗空
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:50 AM
終於到了WSO開會時間了
今天會議的主旨是 (digit)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:51 AM
如何光明正大在上司面前薪偷不被發現 (digit)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:53 AM
團購偷薪美食(digit)
owl2316
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:53 AM
如何理直氣壯的說服上司你不是薪偷，只是用工作時間創造更大價值(digit)
ibis7375
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:55 AM
薪偷任務的完成難度是否太低 (digit)
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:57 AM
討論員工薪偷的資歷如何 (digit)
ibis7375
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:58 AM
新進薪偷成員的招募機制改善 (digit)
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 8:58 AM
任務不夠用要想新的任務出來 (digit)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:00 AM
增加偷薪目標(digit)
loquat5697
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:01 AM
偷薪成功的獎勵 (digit)
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:02 AM
偷薪然後讓老闆產生幻覺為你加薪 (digit)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:02 AM
薪偷聯誼大會，讓夫妻和夫夫或妻妻們一起薪偷 (digit)
mousse5090
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:03 AM
如何薪偷又能把工作做完 (digit)
loquat5697
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:04 AM
薪偷對決 (digit)
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:05 AM
增加偷薪難度 (digit)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:09 AM
偷薪時間看狐鵝片片(digit)
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:09 AM
hen8803: 看來真的是狐鵝吸批黨
corn8727
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:10 AM
偷新吉祥物要選誰 (digit)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:11 AM
hen8803: (digit)
grape8954
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:11 AM
hen8803: (digit)
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:11 AM
hen8803: (digit)
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:11 AM
表揚狐鵝夫夫組在公司內一起薪偷的事蹟 (digit)
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:12 AM
再一骰沒有來抽
grape8954
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:12 AM
hen7278: (digit)
再一次
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:12 AM
由下往上 (dice20)
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:13 AM
mousse5090: 中抽選了
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:13 AM
看片片啦
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:14 AM
把工作作完還算薪偷嗎
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:17 AM
本次會議的主旨是：如何薪偷又能把工作做完
底下有鵝抗議道：把工作做完還算薪偷嗎？
也有鵝說：可是不做完會直接沒有薪水呀？
主席 ：所以才要討論這個議題
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:17 AM
來個神回覆： (coin)
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:19 AM
讓別的鵝幫忙做完就可以薪偷了 (coin)
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:21 AM
hen8803: 真的神回
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:23 AM
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:25 AM
此時，突然有個鵝聲大喊道 ：讓別的鵝幫忙做完就可以薪偷了
此回應引起全場歡呼
WSO當場制定一條薪偷宗旨：讓別人做完自己的工作
會議順利的圓滿落幕
本日的薪偷鵝雖不偷薪但薪偷

END
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:25 AM
這個真的好有趣嘻嘻
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:26 AM
loquat9549: 鵝也覺得有趣，嘻嘻
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:26 AM
但是要先找到工具人
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:27 AM
所以說那個狐鵝片片呢(夠了
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:27 AM
小閒談：鵝本人玩安價鵝玩到差點在現實中自稱鵝
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:28 AM
hen7278: hen8803: 兩隻母雞真的很執著狐鵝片
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:30 AM
我也對狐鵝片有興趣 下次有骰狐鵝片劇情的ㄢㄐ嗎
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:30 AM
安價鵝系列應該不開車，但我們可以邊緣車
如果大家有興趣自己開個狐鵝車串，鵝不介意，但鵝本身沒開過車，別指望鵝開香香車 想開沒有能力
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:30 AM
我連狐鵝結晶都準備好了
hen7278
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:31 AM
hen8803: 哇
wizard3724
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:31 AM
恭喜完結～鵝好可愛
噗主可以拉燈阿～
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:31 AM
hen8803: 有駕照嗎
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:32 AM
如果有鵝要開狐鵝串，拜託請一定要把連結貼給鵝
loquat5697
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:33 AM
謝謝噗主
組織萬歲
hen8803
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:34 AM
loquat9549: 等我先手邊這個安價寫結局
還有蒐及狐鵝素材
python9138
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:35 AM
鵝也想看狐鵝串 謝謝噗主可愛的安價!
loquat9549
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:35 AM
hen8803: 坐等！！！
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Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:36 AM
不過鵝是有打算開個總整理安價鵝的自嗨串（含出場角色們的基本介紹）
ಠ_ಠ
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:37 AM
大概今天回家就開吧？
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Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:39 AM
loquat9549: hen7278: hen8803: wizard3724: loquat5697:
然後這邊也感謝各位旅人陪鵝偷薪
leek7713
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 9:43 AM
期待噗主下次安價！！每次看到都快笑死
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Tue, Nov 24, 2020 12:11 PM
自鵝介紹
banana4609
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 12:16 PM
謝謝噗主
mole4041
Tue, Nov 24, 2020 3:14 PM
謝謝薪偷鵝
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Thu, Nov 26, 2020 5:10 AM
補放個薪偷鵝連結
薪偷鵝出差第二日
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