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[ffxiv] OK now that it's Tuesday and everything's rolled over, I can look at running things I unlocked after capping Allegory last week! Let's take stock.
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My current iLevel: 467
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-Cinder Drift: iLevel 455
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-The Puppets' Bunker: iLevel 465
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-Eden's Verse: iLevel 455
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-I've got an MSQ dungeon I'm about to unlock but I'll be running that one as a Trust so I'm not concerned about it yet.
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-Vaguely eyeing the existence of Unreal Shiva now that I've unlocked Faux Hollows but I don't think I feel quite confident enough for that yet.
ღмσмεяvα
look at you go! congrats for getting up there
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After taking four fucking years to get there I just kind of. Opened my jaw and consumed Shadowbringers whole.
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being unemployed helps
ღмσмεяvα
shadowbringers is kind of like a rush though, where so much just comes together
ღмσмεяvα
but also oof
Dragomorph
shadowbringers is hella good though
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It's very good, yes.
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Me, a fool: Clearing Cinder Drift'll teleport me around so I shouldn't start anything, the queue's only 10 minutes
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19 minutes later...
Dragomorph
...do you need some help?
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I'm up to 41 minutes in queue, so. Would not be remiss.
Dragomorph
good lord okay
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FINALLY
Dragomorph
oh shit you popped?
Dragomorph
We must have somehow found a different instance.
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HEY FFXIV
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE GAIUS A DAD
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I REFUSE
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Me: There's no way they can make me care about Gaius
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SHB: What if he was an adoptive father to a cadre of tragic war orphan child soldiers
You're Quinner
Me:
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a cadre of tragic war orphan child soldiers we're going to systematically murder
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this is fine
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God, I'm so mad that they made Gaius a dad and now I'm legally obligated to care about him. How dare!!!
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Do you know how many times I've yelled at this man to shut up already and then stabbed him to near-death?
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It's so many y'all
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OK, I appear to be caught up on the Weapon storyline now.
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I think next weapon fight drops next month
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Very surprised to have subdued Sapphire Weapon without it being its own Trial.
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https://images.plurk.com/spi7be3uk2ePICDTBkkUN.png https://images.plurk.com/28HolISXTboZvdjuhVmsDb.png Do appreciate that the game lets you just go in and pose real cool with the G-Warrior.
𝖎𝖙'𝖘 𝖒𝖊
Why has this game got an evangelion in it
You're Quinner
because it wants us to be excited but also distressed
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This one is perfectly fine and safe!
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The enemy ones are absorbing and killing their pilots and overwriting their wills with those of dead people, though, so.
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It's fine!!!
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(It is not fine.)
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I think the young people are saying "sus" at such things now
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The game directs me to wait at a specific location so I can overhear a conversation between Ryne and Gaia, and I quickly pictured Aisthota, Urianger, and Thancred stacked up leaning around a wall like in a cartoon, but then the cutscene started and Aisthota's doing squats in the given location and that's quite possibly even funnier.
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https://images.plurk.com/2M4uEUUr5u3ZxQ2iRVDEjV.gif DON'T MIND ME, JUST DOING SOME SQUATS, AS ONE DO
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https://images.plurk.com/33w0iySsOGmaRYMaGeOPhr.png Harold
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ryne and gaya are definitely... well, suffice it to say that I did intend to type gaia and that typo happened organically
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Aisthota fistpumps at Thancred in the background while he nods, I'm almost more invested in this background horseshit than the girls at this point.
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--OH, yeah, of course there aren't any Ixal on the first, because they were made by the Allagans.
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ryne i don't like this plan
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i mean i guess ysayle survived me beating her face in but
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ryne
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no
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Half of me is like congrats on your goth gf, Ryne, and the other half of me is like
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raids have three tiers
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f e a r
skarme
gaius is not just a dad, but a sad dad!!!
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I haven't been this mad about FFXIV laser targeting me in my dad-shaped big glowing weak point since Novv. :T
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