Romantic state of the rp... lmfao... 
simple dog
Romantic state of the rp... lmfao...
Romantic state of the rp... lmfao...
simple dog
Peter had a big gay thing with Wade for like a solid year, and then he vanished, and now Peter's just a big sad thing instead. It was new and kind of exciting and nerve-wracking and now he's just... alone... again... awkward.
simple dog
Woody lost Bo, and he'll just mope about that to the end of his days in Deerington. But he's at least aware he'll get to be with her again whenever he vanishes from the town. :'>
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(So no, he's a one-lady guy, no romance ever again.)
ᴡɪɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪʟᴅ
aw woody
ᴡɪɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪʟᴅ
Woody is my most favorite random cr ever
simple dog
He's always the most random cr, so I'm glad when he's a favorite. 
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Diarmuid would LOVE to have any romantic experience. So far he's... gotten a cheek kiss. But he's had crushes and oo'ed and aw'ed at pretty girls from a distance.
simple dog
he's hopeless
he's hopeless
ʙɪɢ ᴍɪʟғ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ
bo will keep the ferris wheel warm for you, husband
bo will keep the ferris wheel warm for you, husband
simple dog
HE SHALL BE 18 SOON, A MAN, AND HE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED HE HAS FAILED IN THIS REGARD!!!!!!!
simple dog
(it's fine though, buddy, promise)
simple dog
ʙɪɢ ᴍɪʟғ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ
: 
mY PERFECT WIFE
mY PERFECT WIFE
simple dog
I'm so glad they totally got married in Deerington
simple dog
A+++
ʙɪɢ ᴍɪʟғ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ
they absolutely did and no one can take that away from them
hella
chloe is going to put all her focus into getting diarmuid a girlfriend, this is how she'll cure her depression
simple dog
Uncle bob has 0.000 interest in romance. I play him aro/ace, he has no desire or want to have a robo-spouse.
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hella
: poor kid will just faint when he finally gets a real kiss lbh
crisp lasagna
lol poor Diar it's fine you took a vow of chastity or whatever it's a okay don't worry about it
hella
it's okay buddy it's probably just a price thing
simple dog
HE'S TRYING TO BE A NORMAL TEEN BUT.....
simple dog
SO MANY YEARS A MONK...
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SO MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO
SO MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO
simple dog
also... SAM WINCHESTER IS A PIPING HOT MESS, ROMANTIC STATE???? MORE LIKE STATE OF PANIC
simple dog
he can barely be around ACQUAINTANCES right now, let alone think of romance
simple dog
it's not great but he's working on it
it's not great but he's working on it
ᴠᴏʟᴋᴀʀɪɴ
GET DIARMUID A GIRLFRIEND 2021
ᴠᴏʟᴋᴀʀɪɴ
you can do it buddy
robin
Kurt will give you all the romantic advice Didi
simple dog
diarmuid turns 18 and is placed on a dating show
simple dog
by all of his well-meaning parents
vitamin cee
god yes please get didi a gf
vitamin cee
come date nancy or something
simple dog
LMFAO.
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"he's very wholesome, and he likes rabbits, and he gardens"
simple dog
a+ boyfriend material!!!!!
vitamin cee
"look at that face. don't you just wanna smush those cheeks forever"
simple dog
he's friend-shaped
robin
everyone starts inviting him over to dinners to try to set him up
vitamin cee
counting up the eligible bachelorettes (and maybe bachelors, who knows) in town
vitamin cee
"this is so-and-so they just fell into town and they're having severe trauma, here's an adorable monk boy."
simple dog
LMFAO
simple dog
have you met DIARMUID, he likes long walks on the beach and sweeping his stoop
vitamin cee
he'll tell you about the inherent goodness of mankind and make you soup
simple dog
he'll knit you a scarf
simple dog
IT'S CHILLY OUTSIDE, TAKE THIS
IT'S CHILLY OUTSIDE, TAKE THIS
vitamin cee
bella tragically like "if only he were mothman or something" and diarmuid like "no thank you??"
the forger
LMAO me reading through this: NANCY IS SINGLE
the forger
he sounds cute tho, reaches for cr
simple dog
LISTEN I'M READY FOR ANY AND ALL CR
simple dog
diarmuid needs all the cr around his age that he can get
simple dog
all these grumbly parent-types watching him
vitamin cee
someone invite didi to a cool teen party with alcohol and WEED
ᴠᴏʟᴋᴀʀɪɴ
THE WEED IS FUN, DIARMUID. Luna knows this
ᴠᴏʟᴋᴀʀɪɴ
she can get Peter to hook u up if u want
simple dog
peter as diarmuid's wing man.................... nothing could go wrong
simple dog
demoneddie will be SO SALTY if he tried because
simple dog
it will literally end up with diarmuid doing everything so neatly and without a sliver of debauchery
simple dog
and he would eventually get so frustrated he'd run away
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"no thanks i've been drunk before, I'll just have some water"
simple dog
simple dog
its okay eddie lets go make some stew and water some plants and knit some hats
simple dog
a greenhouse, excellent!!!!!
a greenhouse, excellent!!!!!
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he'll tour you around his sodder-magicked garden LMFAO
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"AND THIS ONE MAKES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF TOMATOES"
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Reusing this even though it’s not romantic but
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
would you like... platonic peter snuggling (◡‿◡✿)
simple dog
Peter’s used to platonic snuggling so he’ll probably offer it like Clara used to do for him LMFAO
simple dog
Just... someone to comfortably rest with 
simple dog
Cas seems like he needs it
simple dog
More than... the sex.........
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
what no he only needs the drugs and the sex what are you talking about leave him alone with this non-sexual intimacy
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
(he might not be quite ready for this much, but pls start normalizing kindness and non-sexual touch for him, Petter, PLEASE, HE NEEDS IT, HE REALLY DOES)
simple dog
HE'S GONNA OFFER IT 
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and then respectfully accept any response given, like a good boy with good moral values
simple dog
simple dog
........ with great power comes great responsibility.........
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
Cas just doesn't understand it, yet ;___;
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
Skye tried to hug him and he was so "wtf" about it
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
like he's more used to uncomfortable sex than he is to someone just holding his hand or hugging him, WEH
simple dog
peter just accidentally ended up in clara's bed a bajillion times, so it became............. platonic sad cuddling time....
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
oh Peter ;___;
simple dog
it's partly for himself he aint gonna lie
simple dog
but it helped him a lot 
simple dog
losing wade and clara, his OG snugglers... 
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
oh nooo Peter
simple dog
He must pass on what they’ve taught him
simple dog
The Padawan becomes the Master