simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:49 PM
Sam: trying to be lowkey and stay away from people
Jack: SAMSAMSAMSAM-
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:50 PM
ou!sam your son is out of control
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:50 PM
how dare
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:51 PM
sam nervously collecting gifts like https://i.imgur.com/VywxQfV.gif
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:51 PM
"... OH it's jack oh thank god"
vitamin cee
@ceedawkes
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:51 PM
"dear diary i'm being stalked by a really nice earnest serial killer, possibly"
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:52 PM
clearly the deer are trying to seduce him
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:52 PM
he's gonna choke down the smoothie, it's only polite
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:52 PM
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:53 PM
lmao just cause he knows how to blend things, doesn't mean he should
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:53 PM
ᴛᴇᴀꜰʟɪɴɢ would you like some wholesome organic strawberries to share with me while i decide how to tell this child im the worst person to interact with
Teeff
@Teeff
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:54 PM
oh no this is sweet
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:55 PM
tmw ur adopted son from another universe tries to get your affections but u have his real dad who is totally evil in your body
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:57 PM
give him a while to work out how to do more than move a pencil and he'll help boot dear old dad out. somehow
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:58 PM
intobattle: absolutely, dean can trip over them and look around all shady-like
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:58 PM
ᴅɪxᴏɴ. : THIS IS EQUALLY SAD BECAUSE SAM... IS STILL CAPABLE OF USING POWERS, TOO..........
𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝘾𝘼𝙎
@audacieux
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:58 PM
JACK
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:58 PM
I can't remember if Sam told Jack about his own powers arc LMFAO
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:58 PM
but boy
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:59 PM
he just exorcised a demon out of someone before returning to the farmhouse don't tell dean
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 8:59 PM
he has no idea about any of this. clearly sam needs to teach him
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:00 PM
powers delivered by the hands of SATAN that you wanna use to do good things, he can relate
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:00 PM
(dean pls don't step on the mars bars he didn't want to give them up. but sam was worth it)
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:01 PM
see! BEST MENTOR RIGHT???
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:01 PM
DON'T STEP ON THE MARS BAR
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:01 PM
... sam'll give dean one of the mars bars
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:01 PM
DEAN DON'T EAT ALL THE MARS BARS
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:01 PM
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:02 PM
... he ate all the mars bars
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:02 PM
"this is the happiest day of my life since idk when"
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:02 PM
so rude
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:04 PM
sam absolutely was not, no
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:04 PM
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:04 PM
dean just hands him the smiley sticky
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:06 PM
jack was
ᴛᴇᴀꜰʟɪɴɢ
@inkcharm
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:06 PM
JACK
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
but they were for sam!!
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
SAM WASN'T MALNOURISHED........ YET....
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
he's slowly losing weight tho
ᴛᴇᴀꜰʟɪɴɢ
@inkcharm
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
Cas just straight up forgets that his body needs things like nourishment and sleep ok
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
(RIP)
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
gotta get some snickers next time
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
mostly because he uh
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
he skips a day of meals at a time, because he's got a weird angel-human hybrid thing going on
ᴛᴇᴀꜰʟɪɴɢ
@inkcharm
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:07 PM
Cas exists on bitterness, painkillers, weed and alcohol. HE'S FINE.
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:08 PM
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:08 PM
lucifer kept him beefy and strong but now he's just like
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
@rebelled
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:08 PM
excuses sam!! food is great let jack show you all the amazing meals he's discovering
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:08 PM
pttttht fuck off lucifer
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:08 PM
FOOD'S FORGETTABLE
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:09 PM
dean's got his work cut out for him
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:09 PM
two idiots who forget about food being a thing
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:10 PM
i mean, his priorities are solid
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:11 PM
me, too, dean, me too
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:11 PM
dean also rarely ever got to cook regular meals even before the apocalypse
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:11 PM
so i better see his inner Guy Fierri come out
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:12 PM
SAMS HAPPY FOR HIM
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:13 PM
WE'RE GOING TO FLAVORTOWN
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:13 PM
he could probably watch guy's vids
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:13 PM
learn to cook from them
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:14 PM
sure he'll make fun of him but by the end he'll love guy
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:25 PM
dean's misdeeds have been recorded for history
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:28 PM
one thing you can't scrub out of a dean winchester apparently
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 9:28 PM
the desire to be squirrelkin
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 10:33 PM
sorry jack your not!dad told on you
simple dog
@simpledog
Tue, Nov 17, 2020 10:34 PM
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 2:52 AM
man this hurts me heart rook of ages
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 2:53 AM
HE FEELS REALLY BAD ABOUT LYING BUT IF YOU'RE HERE AND LUCIFER GETS LOOSE HE'LL DEFINITELY SNAP YOUR NECK BRO
rook of ages
@afaeryschild
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:06 AM
simple dog : UGH THIS IS SO MUCH MY GOD.
rook of ages
@afaeryschild
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:06 AM
simple dog :
rook of ages
@afaeryschild
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:06 AM
simple dog : DEAN WISHES HE COULD PUNCH THE DEVIL IN THE FACE FOR SAM BUT. WELL.
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:08 AM
SAM WOULD LOVE TO PUNCH THE DEVIL TOO BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:09 AM
sam is just like when is the awkward conversation gonna start in the other thread, because he knows its coming
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:09 AM
rook of ages
@afaeryschild
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:14 AM
simple dog : Yeah, other Sam dropped that Lucifer bomb and that's partly what prompted Dean to yeet off into the woods LOL.
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:14 AM
he's sorry bro
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:15 AM
TRY NOT TO DIE, THANK YOU
rook of ages
@afaeryschild
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:18 AM
simple dog : He...makes no promises. But he is only getting his ass kicked and a sprained ankle out of the whole deal. That way he has to sit and actually...start to deal with his problems. :|
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:19 AM
oh no
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:19 AM
not dealing with problems
simple dog
@simpledog
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:20 AM
that's worse than the asskicking
rook of ages
@afaeryschild
Wed, Nov 18, 2020 3:29 AM
simple dog : The worst. :/
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