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[wedding shit] 6am and already casualties! Morning everybody!
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Sergio comes downstairs to make sure my mom is up and moving
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Sergio: hey what’s that burning smell?
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Mom: oh shit
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Mom left her leather coach bag on the furnace all night
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So she goes to grab it and burns her hand
omnomivore
Oh noooo
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I’m in the shower blow drying my hair and mom comes in to grab some burn cream
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Turns out that the cash is fine but everything metal is too hot to touch and all her credit cards are warped
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Me: I’m gonna leave you one of my cards, okay?
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Mom: Allison , please, no you won’t.
omnomivore
...this feels weird coming from me, but is the bag salvageable?
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Me: we’re going on vacation for a week, remember?
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Mom: oh, right. Give me the Bank of America one
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Also her pack of tissues fused to the bottom of it
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Meanwhile I waited until mom’s keys had cooled down enough to move her car because the hair person is showing up in ten minutes and she’s just in the shower now
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Meanwhile the family curse is still intact
LiberBEARian
Whenever there is a wedding or a bar mitzvah, somebody dies
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Ruth , my neighbor, comes over last night. She was going to pick up the food today but her brother in law is in hospice now so we poured her a few glasses of wine and drank and thought about her brother Kenny and my dad who are the literal same age
omnomivore
I ask because I do have a coach bag that I don't. Actually use anymore. It's an older model - as in it used to be my mom's and she passed it on to me when I was a teen - but still in decent condition and very functional. If your mom needs a replacement I could look into what it'd take to ship it over once you're back.
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omnomivore
: that is crazy sweet, holy crap. I just asked mom expecting her to say no but she seems interested! I’d be happy to pay shipping
omnomivore
I'll take some pictures and send them along to make sure it'd work for her
omnomivore
We don't have to worry about logistics until you're done with your honeymoon - it's not going anywhere. It'll be nice to send it to someone that'll appreciate it more and help ease the wedding stress <3
Lady Stardust
good morning and happy wedding <3
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omnomivore
: definitely. Thank you
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Lady Stardust
: morning!
Teeff
Good morning! Hope the rest of the wedding goes smoother than this!
LiberBEARian
Oh I hope not, I’m laughing
LiberBEARian
implements of destruction
implements of destruction
LiberBEARian
The master and commander book is so I sit still
Lady Stardust
that is a delightful book
LiberBEARian
Mom is flipping because hair person who is always 20 minutes late is 20 minutes late. Sergio’s mom was supposed to be here too but she forgot her dress and keeps sending me apology texts
LiberBEARian
The level to which I do not care is astooooonishing
Lady Stardust
you have a good grasp of the essentials
Lady Stardust
as long as you end the day married and there are no fistfights, nothing went wrong
spooky queer
happy wedding day!!!
ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴘʀɪᴄᴋ 👅
you're doing a really good job rolling with the punches friend 
ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴘʀɪᴄᴋ 👅
if experience says anything it's that as soon as the ceremony is about to hit everything is going to go perfectly though!!
undrwo
Heck yeah body shop they're great, they bought the shea nuts the women I worked with in Ghana used to produce
undrwo
I might have helped teach IT to the people who grew the ingredients in those products. I hope they smell delicious and you're having a great time
StarryOblivion
Hey, sounds like an eventful start, but I'm glad you're rolling with all the little catastrophes. Happy wedding day, and may the two of you have a wonderful start to the rest of your lives together!
tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
happy wedding day!
skipthedemon
happy wedding day!!
Themme Fatale
Hahaha, I'm so happy for you and hope you have a magical day!
Themme Fatale
Sorry for your mum's bag <3
Themme Fatale
I'm very excited for pictures :')
♦ DWDB-221E ♦
aaaaaa hope it's going well now!!!
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happy wedding dayyy!!
pharadyne
Happy Wedding!
bluecanary
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOOOO 
garfs per min
happy wedding!!
chrismas creep
hopefully you've gotten all the day's drama out early
Jay
got the obligatory drama out of the way, hoping for smooth sailing for you from here on out
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happy wedding day!! 