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[taz] so I just finally finished the balance arc!
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I still have like so many questions, like, so fucking many
just spite
\o/
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like: how did magnus remember literally anything when his mannequin body died and he got in his tank body, despite that flying in the face of the rules that were set up for that like. literally an episode beforehand?
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how did the tree girlfriends un-tree themselves?
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how was pan stuck in another plane during wonderland and then how did he only manage to get out like, at the end?
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[motions to the ENTIRE thing about Real World Equivalent joaquin and taako]
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[just that whole entire scene, everything except 'taako learns to make a taco', like, gestures wildly at any of that]
LOVE☆STRUCK
Pan was always in another plane, the hunger cut off the astral plane!
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squints
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so sometime during wonderland the hunger...didn't eat the celestial plane, just kinda. separated it from the. uh. idk how you wanna call it. real plane?
Phas|DippedOut
Basically, yeah
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
there was gonna be an arc with that but uhh they clipped through it by saving magnus' soul
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assuming that makes sense, which, again, squint???, then how did he get himself untrapped
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oh man there was that thing about how the...dead person plane of dead souls n hades shit was all Fucked Up and kravitz kind of had to dig himself out of it sssomehow
Phas|DippedOut
when Taako opened up the portal to the astral plane where Kravitz was it fucked up the separation and kind of re-linked everything
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
they were gonna meet kravitz then! but griffin wanted to reward them for such an amazing plan
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opens mouth, closes mouth, goes back to the wiki
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
the tree girlfriends becoming dryads is.... griffin wanted to unbury his gays and we can just assume magic.
Phas|DippedOut
or it was the weird bond-powered engine on the ship, I forget
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I mean I did blitz through nearly 5 hours of this today with me occasionally adhd-ing in and out
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I do not recall taako opening up any portals except to, somehow, the real world?
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oh were tree girlfriends not originally dryads?
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I genuinely don't remember their thing except 'they were girlfriends and then they became a really nice tree'
Phas|DippedOut
Nope, they were a halfling aaaaaand a human, I think? Or a half-elf.
Phas|DippedOut
But they got treed by magic cause they were both poisoned and dying and it was really sad.
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wait no I guess taako did open up a portal, bc the...fuckin
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destiny taco gave him bullshit destiny powers?
Phas|DippedOut
Yeah, that's how Kravitz showed up
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I feel like I was so god damn confused that I genuinely don't remember what happened after he destiny bullshited fandolin's portal open
Phas|DippedOut
it's a lot
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I cannot stress enough how much I do not understand taako appearing in a frying pan in the real world to some rando-ass kid, learning to make a taco, shit exploding, and suddenly he can do magic extremely the fuck out of his league
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more importantly magnus still shouldn't remember anything that wasn't written down for him when he got his vat grown body. now the POTENTIAL explanation is the memory thing is just like. a lich-specific thing? since we really only had barry's experience to go on
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I will say 'egg babe is bardic inspiration' makes a lot of sense!
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I still do not in the slightest bit buy 'feed the voidfish seven notes and it went from on death's door to 100% better' even in the face of knowing what egg babe meant to it
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I also--OKAY someone explain lucretia's logic to me
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cuz I am mega stumped
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what part of 'I will just erase EVERYONE'S MEMORIES of EVERYTHING we have been doing, arrange for them to live peacefully on thise dank-ass plane, and then find all of the light of creation BY MYSELF'
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ever made any kind of sense
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I mean I think the idea was bc majority voted to not do her idea (her idea I want to remind everyone that in like. ten years she never considered casting it on the hunger) and she was so vehemently against what the relics were doing to the world she went 'fine fuck it no one will listen to me so I'll do it myself'
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which, wow, what the genuine fuck for one, and for two, you couldn't have been a LITTLE more selective?
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you had to wipe EVERYTHING?
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uh let's see what else can I say that isn't 'but someone explain why this happened the way it did'
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the end of stolen century had me bawling like a bitch
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like basically everything from when the memories first started getting lost to, basically through the end of that episode, I very much Could Not
Phas|DippedOut
Uh, lesse, basically with the caveat that it's been a while since I listened to it
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(in this I cried a little at the magnus dogs in the afterlife. because of course dead dogs made me cry above anything else that happened)
Phas|DippedOut
-she was really, really convinced her shield plan would work
-everyone else would've stopped her
-the relics were fucking wrecking everything, which was mentally and emotionally destroying everyone
-she did try to only erase the light and the relics and the hunger, but that was tied in to the entire hundred years
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merle and john are definitely like. my favorite thing.
Phas|DippedOut
-Griffin was flying by the seat of his pants for a big chunk of the series
Phas|DippedOut
Merle and John are real good
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merle in general is easily my favorite but man
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it's wild what NPCs I ended up caring about and which ones I very much didn't
Phas|DippedOut
Merle "legitimately threatened by a competent ten year old" Highchurch
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john wasn't even in the show all that much and he's so good
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lup uh
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exists
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kravitz also exists and I would probably have more opinion of him if I had any kind of real handling on his personality, I guess?
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listen also for as big of a shipper as I am sometimes I think my aro ass just doesn't understand ships
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says someone who doesn't feel taako and kravitz but absolutely wants merle and john to smooch so I mean, grain of salt
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oh dip you know what I forgot petals to the metal comic came out
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I only have the first two
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god knows I'll be excited for crystal kingdom when it comes out because of how little I was able to follow what the fuck was going on
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I forgot noel was some kind of spirit in a robot instead of just actually a robot
Phas|DippedOut
Noel hurt me emotionally
Phas|DippedOut
Phas is hurt by a sad robot, scientists also report the ocean to be "mildly damp"
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I don't. hm. know. if I'll listen to any more taz.
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maybe the short campaigns
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I think amnesty runs on MotW? which I played all of um one? session of so I'm not actually sure how it works in the long term!
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so idk MAYBE I'll give that one a try
Phas|DippedOut
Amnesty is MotW, yeah
queen carol
lucretia wiped everyone's memories basically bc the guilt of watching the relics they'd created destroy the world was killing them. like lup went and got herself killed trying to stop it, taako was depressed, etc. she was sure her plan with the shield would work but equally sure that no one would agree to let her try it. so her thinking was she didn't want
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her friends to suffer anymore, so she'd wipe their memories, let them actually live in peace rather than constant guilt, get the artifacts back, create the shield and save everything and everyone
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+ basically undo all of the damage that was caused
emery
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I mean I loved merle and lucretia's friendship during the century but a petty part of me thinks she shouldn't have gotten a happy ending
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oh my god I forgot merle took off his clothes to parley. 'are you my friend' was so good
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like it could easily have been a shitpost but it actually brought us one of the best scenes in the show
emery
"huh... I feel sad."
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so, in the midst of me re-reading dresden files, not only does john look like john marcone in my head (well my...interpretation of marcone), but on the flip side, nicodemus looks like john? or at least reminds me of john
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also I can't believe today's nano prompt is me writing about merle and john /lays on the floor
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/a173ab955746a914e2de02b32e763d75/tumblr_oqaepaEphW1rps5h0o1_400.png
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i am SCREAMING
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the DIRECTOR and VLAD and ONCELER and all the HAMSTEAK and
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John: I suppose you know what this is about.
Merle: Is it cause I accidentally showed up to parlay naked?
John: [in the middle of pouring wine] ..."Accidentally"?
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i DEF liked that one
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