p/o30sad

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 4:48 AM

17

21

please play You Are Jeff Bezos, a game I recalled thanks to talking with Raile

https://images.plurk.com/4M640bn7jVPVM16FXLQIyF.png

Gabiluzbad

@Overbringer

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 4:49 AM

Isn't he worth like double that now?

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 4:50 AM

god i don't fucking doubt it.

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 4:50 AM

game needs to update, because then i could pay off student debt while stealing his body

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 4:57 AM

BANNED CLOWN this is the part i was mentioning

https://images.plurk.com/3ff12GA0RWEneVUZZcFKRh.png

or close to it

BANNED CLOWN

@Railerat

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 4:58 AM

Incredible.

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 4:59 AM

Your barista allies shutter the blinds to the already darkened coffee shop. They decide to switch off the news and put on anime instead.

𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖

@MaleaBotor

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:00 AM

oh I got the true ending

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:00 AM

https://images.plurk.com/3iKuWb1xahHzzYCNAvosWR.png

im wheezing

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:06 AM

I am delighted to say, even after remembering nothing from last time, I still also got true end

ღ zipper noises

@twistingkage

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:07 AM

god. this is delightful

𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤.

@silkcuts

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:07 AM

i love this

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:12 AM

this is making me laugh so hard

ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ

@pashchan

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:16 AM

oooh

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:16 AM

oh no i got the bad end

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:17 AM

one of my additional favorite parts are the reviews down at the bottom

ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ

@pashchan

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:19 AM

I got neutral end.

ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ

@pashchan

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:20 AM

~~Could I just assassinate Elon?~~

ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ

@pashchan

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:20 AM

When you are THAT RICH, you could pretty much buy a life or two.

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:26 AM

ovo

ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ

@pashchan

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:26 AM

what

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:27 AM

eheheheheh

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:28 AM

trying to figure out how to get the neutral and secret endings :|a

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:29 AM

i get true end and never bother getting anything else lmao. i am satisfied.

FluffyFaeCat

@Naturalcyber

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:29 AM

I got neutral and true end.

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:32 AM

my completionist brain demands to know all the endings

ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ

@pashchan

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:33 AM

me too.

ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ

@pashchan

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:42 AM

does this shit actually happen if you are a billionaire and you spend your money on helping people?

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:43 AM

we'll never know, because no billionaire has the stones to fucking do it

ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ

@pashchan

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 5:59 AM

https://images.plurk.com/2Ql6Tj5WQElncBBvLS8VVo.png

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 6:06 AM

ok ive gotten all the endings

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 6:06 AM

apparently you can become a cat

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 6:06 AM

beautiful

Maidstrong

@jackabee

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 11:17 AM

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍

@jeeps

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 11:47 AM

we'll never know, because no billionaire has the stones to fucking do it MMYEP

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍

@jeeps

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 11:47 AM

I got the neutral ending, which is amazing considering how much good I did as Jeff Bezos

Amalthea

@merletastic

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 2:37 PM

https://images.plurk.com/4ElomLs608Z42o5k6W9ZyT.png

Books ARE good.

ʟɪɴᴀღ

@linatrinch

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 7:32 PM

Twice you are nearly cut down by weaponized delivery drones I'm dying over here

ʟɪɴᴀღ

@linatrinch

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 7:36 PM

oh no i got the bad ending

that's incredible

BECOME AS GODS

@therebriedragons

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 7:57 PM

i ot true end

BECOME AS GODS

@therebriedragons

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 7:57 PM

end my nitmare

FluffyFaeCat

@Naturalcyber

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 9:34 PM

I just can't get any of the other endings but true, neutral, and bad

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 9:38 PM

How do I get all of the secret endings?

FluffyFaeCat

@Naturalcyber

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 9:42 PM

ooh

FluffyFaeCat

@Naturalcyber

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 9:53 PM

I have achieved all the endings and now I'm content

Azure ☪ Moon

@hylia

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 10:13 PM

That even the richest man in the world can't pay off everyone's student loans is perhaps the best advertisement for free education I've ever seen

𝖒𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖖𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘

@goodluckmodes

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 10:31 PM

^

Tanarian

@Tanarian

Mon, Nov 9, 2020 11:13 PM

OK, I got impatient and looked at that solution.