[hades] can you imagine being a dead person and you emerge from this pool of blood into this waiting line

to face this enormous, grim-faced, fiery eyed motherfucker who will place judgment on your mortal life

and then suddenly this mouthy sub with fire feet slogs out from behind you, cuts in line, and he and the underworld's most tired office worker have a passive aggressive argue fest right there in front of you

/the reason I play it

you just want to be sorted into your afterlife already, but the god of the dead is too busy passive aggressively using the household dog to shittalk his son, while his son is right there in front of him

what they said tbh

it's perfect

Exactly why I play it tbh

Supergiant knocked it out of the park with this one

I literally just stood to the side with Zagreus for a little bit once watching Hades judge souls for awhile

Which is just Hades having a one-sided conversation with shades

everything in the house of hades is so good

It is

Zagreus's one true crime is going for walkies without Cerberus

Thinking about the time I put a rug down and Hades’ reaction was to say “Doubtless they will sing songs of your rug”

This place is a mess dad clean it up