Just an amusing thought as I pause during a battle I know will end badly for like everyone.

Couldn't Yanli have solved this by using that meeting for the dress as an excuse to drag both of them to Carp Tower by the ear? "I can control the Yiling Patriarch with Big Sis Powers(tm) and Lotus Root and Rib soup. How are y'all gonna fear this shit?"

"Xian it's great to see you again I missed youuuu! Did you enjoy your soup? Good <: /grabs by ear and draaaaaags"

With Jiang Cheng it'd be to avoid the headache of wwx whining the whole way.

I need to sleep and I refuse

8D

SHIJIE IS GOD

And just that alone would make it so when the other clans asked "How can we trust this is how it works?" "<: /gestures to the sheer Fear of God looks from both brothers"

I would love this AU now.

Of course wwx would look at Ning as they left "WEN NING! HALP!" "Sorry she bribed me with food for Yuan!" "BETRAYYYYYYL"

I kinda want this as an AU now. Yanli rules everything

yes

Zixun would try calling bullshit for two seconds before Yanli got a hand on him. Bitch loses an ear because he doubted her ability

Her mom would be crying happily watching from beyond the grave "I knew one of my children had my backbone. I'M SO PROUD! This... Is also why I didn't give her Zidian, though. I'm not stupid"

And I unpaused. And I love how these boys went from "Alright so we're fighting for real now." "But. >: Do we have to?" "Y-" "XIAN!" "OHNUMYSISTER /flees to find" "/defends the wwx all the way"

And now I'm at the beginning of the show and I've so many feelings that I refuse to process until tomorrow and now I'm just expecting it to go back to the present after a black screen that says 'And that's what you missed on' then to the shit happening in present day with everyone looking at the camera like "US 8D"

Eats popcorn

This pain. I will scream in my sleep from this pain

Also they need to stop treating this episode like a fucking final 'LOOK AT ALL THE HAPPY FUN TIMES WE HAD! LET'S THROW IN SOME SAD MUSIC. WANNA GET STABBED? WE'LL DO THAT FOR FREE. THAT'S ON US.FUCK YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONS*"

Just wait for it

This is the last episode I'm watching tonight You can watch me suffer more tomorrow after this pain

Did... Did this boy. Did he just play their song to get an old man riled up and pass the fuck out?

That's what it seems like.

Baby

Fur baby and just. Baby why

That looks lwj gave just. Seems so much more "omfg are you fucking kidding me"

And now I bed.