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[I'm talking about a dog] Harley the houseguest was naughty
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I'm downstairs cooking breakfast
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Harley is walking in circles around my feet because he can smell bacon
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So I'm like "Fuck it he's not my dog I'll give him a tiny piece of bacon as a treat"
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He's given up and is wandering away as I rip off a tiny piece of treat for him
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So I walk after saying "Come on buddy! I have a surprise!"
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And that's when
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I step in a puddle
Echo
Oh no.
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There was also poop under the table
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all cleaned up now but
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Harley did not get his bacon treat
Echo
No bacon for poop criminals.
skerple
oh NO