[NieR: Automata] Wow... just found the fucked up pokemon-esque arena where you hack the machines and fight other machines. I 'bout died when I walked up to the machine I was gonna have 9S hack and it said "WILL YOU USE MY BODY?"

And then I think I got best boy Emil's? outfit for 9S.

It's kinda hilarious how much this game literally reads your mind.

/accepts "animal care" quest
2B: "So we're Vets now?"
Me: ayyyyy

/finds a toothbrush
Me: No! 9S DON'T YOU DARE STICK THAT 1000 YEAR OLD TOOTHBUSH IN YOUR MOUTH.
/finds lipstick
Pod: applying it to your lips may help you better understand humans.
Me: WTF Pod?!
2B: No thanks...

... apparently Pod had the information for the animal care quest the whole time and didn't say so because "there was no request for information"

dick...