Every time I burp today it tastes like coffee flavored chicken and I can’t decide whether or not I’m happy or disgusted by it.

i feel like japan has probably made an instant ramen in that flavour at some point

I swear I got sleep today but you wouldn’t know it by how I feel today. I struggled to get out of bed and apparently it was bad enough that the second my mom saw me she asked if I was okay.

/drinks more coffee

Can’t believe I just let myself say ‘today’ three times in rapid succession like that

OH! I remember what I originally wanted to plurk about

bean check : oh god. You know, I wouldn’t be surprised. Unless they haven’t yet, in which case: where did you get your morals from all of a sudden, Japan??

Get on this. Chop chop.

It’d be a train wreck of a food, I can tell you that

they made apple pie ramen already so

......I both love and hate the thought of that