(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
Did your guardians ever give you the birds and bees talk? Did you learn about it in school? Did you have to rely on early 2000s internet to educate you?
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
My parents never mentioned anything related to sexuality or puberty. My school system had the policy of educating kids in fifth grade and again every two years after that, so I had what I now realize was a very comprehensive education.
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
They covered all relevant biological parts, sexual disease prevention and treatment, cancer screenings, healthy relationships, domestic abuse, abortions, and sexual assault. The only criticism I have in hindsight is that LGBT+ still wasn't "mainstream" enough to discuss in class.
Autumn Vasch
I had. private christian sex ed featuring such stunners as 'why abortion is bad' 'how you can get STDs from kissing and no protection is good enough' 'is The Pill basically abortion?' 'masturbating won't make you grow hair on your hands to commit you to hell but it might still be a sin, ask your parents!'
Autumn Vasch
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Autumn Vasch
oh yes 'only men masturbate'
mehr
I was fairly lucky in that my parents rewarded curiosity and around age 5 let me regularly rent my favourite VHS from the library - a cartoon educational video about the human body and reproduction
mehr
They were always very frank but definitely preferred to put a book or push me towards a movie to educate me than necessarily sit down and properly talk to me about it tho
mehr
They did the sit down talk only when they caught me looking at porn on the net lol which was more "we understand but also you're too young"
ANGRY GUITARS
I got a tastefully done picture book when I was younger about how assorted babies were made (I think it covered plant reproduction too just to emphasize the whole "this is just a natural/neutral fact of life" thing) and then when I hit puberty like five different sex-ed/"how to handle your body doing Some Shit" books
ANGRY GUITARS
as well as the encouragement to come talk to them if I had any questions
ANGRY GUITARS
which meant when I did hit anything resembling sex ed in school I spent all of it gently spacing out because I knew everything already lmao
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I don't remember having a discreet talk to anyone about it. I think in like, fourth grade there was some very... puberty focused sex talk where they gave us deodorant. I had a biology teacher in middle school though who was VERY OPEN and wanted to MAKE SURE WE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING
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though I remember by that time, knowing the things they talked about
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I think I just picked up facts here and there, reading things
swoleregard
I had basically zero education from my parents and, sadly, very little from my otherwise chill and progressive private school. It was at least 75% the internet for me. And we were early adopters so it was like... late 90s/early 2000s internet lmao it's kind of amazing I didn't end up getting trafficked or something
swoleregard
I definitely talked to some people who should not have talked to me and did things I was by no means old enough to do
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that biology teacher had a whole day before we covered the human body and reproduction (or maybe it was after?) where she let people submit any kind of questions anonymously and answered them for the whole class
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she took every question seriously, even the ones that people were rude and joking about
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I don't even remember that teacher's name, now that I think about it, but she left an impression on me
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I think sometime after I was like 15-16 my dad asked me seriously if I had any questions, prepared to talk to me about it
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mom was the opposite of prudish though so I think she may be my actual source of info growing up
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she probably made some kind of joke and I was confused and she'd explain
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mostly to embarass because, gosh, mom
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THAT SAID, anything actually about sexuality beyond reproduction was entirely the internet I think
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...now that I think about it, in grade school in puberty class I think the person in charge actually showed us boys the girls video too, which I think was a good call on their party
Celizabeth Hood
Absolutely the internet. Like almost all of it. I got like a really direct biology explanation of like “ciswomen has ovaries etc” but it wasn’t really sex ed
Celizabeth Hood
I had one teacher talk about it briefly in high school and surprisingly being in like deep south it was somewhat an ok lesson of like
Celizabeth Hood
Abstinence is the way to not have babies but realistically yall arent all gonna be abstinant use fucking birth control
Celizabeth Hood
And then stds and rape statistics and stuff
one more bite ★
I don't remember mom doing anything. I do remember being on a field trip the day the entire fifth grade was split so girls could learn about periods and watch The Birthing Video, and boys likely talked woodies
one more bite ★
(I and three classmates had gone to meet Gail Carson Levine. This was a vastly superior experience.)
one more bite ★
Sixth grade was Reproduction and they brought in a doctor. I had already read the chapter three times and actually done the research/homework, so I hated it. "Everyone HAS to ask him a question!" Well I don't have any. "You DO and you HAVE TO" Ok, why do some babies have an extra chromosone "THAT DOESN'T HAPPRN"
motherofvermin
Never a word with my dad. He freaks out if he sees us naked. He’s pretty prudish, though he refuses to admit it
motherofvermin
My mom has always been very open talking about sex, and we had books about pregnancy and birth and stuff from when I was little
DoveyPips🔪
I learned it through educational cartoons/VHSes and some in school. I didn't really know about menstrual cycles until I read it in a Sweet Valley Teen book. For the most part it was all via media, but my parents never restricted access to anything or even knew how to monitor what I consumed 🤔
motherofvermin
We had sex Ed in high school but it was nothing I didn’t already know, the rest the internet filled in for me
forwardrelentlessly
my dad once misunderstood something I said and spent an awkward ten minutes trying to give me The Talk before I said I JUST WANNA GO WATCH SAILOR MOON and then I fled. Other than that, I learned everything on the internet. School was of no use there because I moved around too much and never caught sex ed in any of the curriculums.
creature
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mom got me books and videos. but she also said I should be a stripper if I like women.
creature
sorry mobile did some shit there
Nin is Tired
slightly conservative public school sex education (so they talked about sex, focused on abstinence, and didn't go into preventive stuff like condoms and whatnot other than to say it wasn't 100% effective so just don't have sex). everything else I learned through internet and fanfiction
F E A S T
I got a bland anatomy lesson in 5th grade, with deodorant. 6th grade was them scaring the hell out of us with STD's and AIDS. My dad...wasn't prudish, but the things he decided to tell me were weird, gross, and straight cisman-centered
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Things like "if you want to turn a man on, don't go to Victoria's Secret, go to Frederick's," and weird reflex tests to ward off your garden variety stray sexual predator
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He also said he'd support me if I became a stripper while I was in the middle of completing my undergrad
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Thank you, internet
skerple
My parents' entire contribution to my sexual knowledge was giving me this book
How Your Body Works (Childrens World) by Judy Hindle...
skerple
https://imgs.plurk.com/Qye/cz3/AgCSvxvhCKMrUuvmN6qzvyMZ8TI_lg.jpg
skerple
which was pretty cool overall, but it meant I had a very abstract and disconnected idea of sex for a long time
skerple
the only other thing I remember about my sex education was in middle school where they played us a video about ~changes in puberty~ and one of the characters said "some girls even masturbate. you know, touch themselves" and my literal-minded ass took that to mean that masturbation meant literally any intentional touching of any part of your own body
skerple
so it was like
skerple
[pokes own chest]
[is that masturbation? why is that a big deal? why does that only happen after puberty? it was clearly significant or they wouldn't have mentioned it, but I don't understand, wh]
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I'm pretty sure my mom just let me find her romance novels at appropriate timing while I was growing up
F E A S T
oh my god that reminds me. it took me forever to figure out that "sucking" and "blowing" were referring to the same sex act
F E A S T
i took it just as literally as the "touching self" thing
F E A S T
"so do they just blow on it or...? how is that supposed to feel good?"
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XD
motherofvermin
also, our middle school library had Clan of the Cave Bear
motherofvermin
there is. a lot of fucking in Clan of the Cave Bear
motherofvermin
I don't think the school was aware of this
Nin is Tired
OH SHOOT THAT'S RIGHT I FORGOT ROMANCE NOVELS in which case I need to add between the sex education and fanfiction was romance novel education
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
I found Harry Potter fanfiction very illuminating as a young teen. Does anyone else remember George's tips for writing gay sex? Anyone?
F E A S T
I didn't read Harry Potter smut, but I did start with Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho and Fruits Basket. Pretty sure Hiei/Kurama was my first slash ship
motherofvermin
i definitely read inuyasha and rk smut
motherofvermin
i think i even read digimon smut
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
Same. Thank you, Matt/Tai shippers.
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CLAN OF THE CAVE BEAR
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FUCK, LITERALLY
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(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ : HIGH FIVES i still remember my first goddamn smut fic and it was in fact matt/tai
ANGRY GUITARS
and i am 90% sure it is still on the internet. i remember the title
ANGRY GUITARS
yep found it in like two seconds. apparently it's still reasonably popular. good taste, younger me
Worser Punk 💥
I also had really excellent school education
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5th grade we got split into "boys and girls" for tittering/privacy reasons but both classes were shown the same video. in all subsequent grades the content was identical except for what didn't physically apply, like I'm sure the boys' class didn't get the self-breast exam segment lmao
Worser Punk 💥
5th grade was how do puberty, how your body works, nuts and bolts talk about sex and pregnancy, and a 20-minute actually really quality video about HIV that wasn't couched in scare tactic.
Worser Punk 💥
7th was more puberty detail, sex, contraceptives & safe sex, a strong emphasis on abstinence but they also made sure we knew all the options and that we could get condoms for free at any health department and all the middle and high school nurse's offices. The Birth Videos, STDs, uhhh I don't think we talked about female masturbation literally at all tho
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9th/10th grade was some rehash plus nutritional health, and also this incredible I think European? animated (possibly claymation?) video featuring a sex-pos 18yo ciswoman traveling the country and having a ton of wild sex. like. animated (minimal) sex onscreen. I have a very vivid images of one scene where she had sex with this one guy like 8 times-
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- in succession represented by just naked kendoll/barbiedoll bodies flipping to different positions and bouncing sdlkfjlsd
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standing on the bed with one of them upside down is burned into my brain
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message was very much "seriously, this is fine, you're gonna have sex, just be aware of statutory laws and also have SAFE sex, please god"
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otoh I learned all about how to actually have sex in a way that's fun for anyone from fanfiction.
Worser Punk 💥
my parents were useless lmao I never spoke a word about anything like it to my dad, I had to find out I had hit the point of needing deodorant from girls in gym class, ditto bras, Mom tried to discourage me from using tampons and keep me using pads and when I finally pressed for why she was like "because once you try tampons you're never gonna wanna
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go back to pads." ????? I think she meant that in a "okay but TSS" way but she never... actually said that... out loud...
Worser Punk 💥
LGB sex was mentioned in classes but I had almost no frame of reference for gender anything until college, I'm pretty sure. also medical misogyny: there was never once any mention of the fact that "this is how your period flow should be" meant "if your period doesn't act like this baseline talk to your doctor" which is how I learned about PCOS at age 23
Worser Punk 💥
that is my personal 1 criticism, maybe someone should have told us that bleeding through a Super tampon in 1.5 hours for the first entire two days of your period is not only "not as described" it's a medical issue
Nin is Tired
I remember reading a site that had a bunch of tips with regards to gay sex but idk if it's what you're talking about, biz?
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
Nin is Tired : It probably is. Black background, I think?
Nin is Tired
I vaguely remember stuff like "don't use this for lube" and "you should have some kinda dental dam or at least plastic wrap when rimming"
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
Nin is Tired : YES. Man. Who writes rimming with plastic wrap?
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
shut up in fantasy land everyone has clean buttholes
Nin is Tired
omg after I read that, I started looking at gay fic in a completely new light hahahah MEMORIES
ANGRY GUITARS
I literally just thought "I'm ace, I'm not here for the messy physical reality of having sex" and cackled so loud I startled the dog
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
Being asexual and learning about sex via 2000's fanfiction was an EXPERIENCE. NO ONE BELIEVED ME THAT PEOPLE BONE IN WAYS OTHER THAN HETERO AND MISSIONARY.
(◍•ᴗ•◍)🌻 BIZ
"Biz, you've never even kissed a boy." BUT I KNOW HOW TO PEG ONE, BRENNA!!
Worser Punk 💥
ldsfjl
Worser Punk 💥
true story: my boyfriend asked me after the first one if I'd really never given head before
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fanfiction
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thank you for the instructional
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