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: is aleifr gonna be a wildling in this or some other? jon will be fostered in winterfell with uncle lord tony stark sooo if he wants to be a northman pal or something
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: sansa is the only person from the stark brood in KL jon wants to see sooo hello sis let’s dance? also yes GHOST PARENTING. arthur is going to be so proud of aegon. THAT’S RIGHT SON, SLAY THEM. also okay fine make out with your dornish girl okay lmao
Sansa says yes! definitely dance! She says listen, if he wants to figure out something fun to prank Robb while he's in KL too, what's a name day without family teasing, okay?
Ooooh, having him be another Northman would be interesting ... like, wildling suits him best but there are definitely some northern houses he could fit into
or well only ned would think of jon as rhaegar’s son but everyone all “ohhh the guy that should’ve been the crown prince and the bastard prince, slaying everyone damn”
jon is definitely swaggering into KL with his half-siblings cousins. also gonna be in all black like the broody emo thing that he is. but, fashionable black because
Sansa says look, it's kind of cute. Just be careful of Margaery, she's a little protective of her betrothed in that respect. but if you ask her to show you how to kiss, I'm sure it'll win you to her side.
I can totally throw Elsa in this. Dear
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Do the Starks want to foster a poor Lady who's parents were killed and might have a little bit of ice magic running through her veins?
Sansa says listen, Father, you shipped him off to his Dad'Uncle, and didn't side with him when we did that prank, so it's understandable if he's a little mad at you right?
suits Aleifr just fine, tbh. no strings attached with someone he probably gets on pretty well with sounds like a good time, and he has no problem being used to cross an item off her list.
rich kid spring break, they rent a castle on an island away from parents and just have one blow out party where no one questions who is in what bed, they just go with it.
oh, it definitely would be. vineyards, warm climate, lots of scenic areas and big population centers, generally liberal attitude towards societal norms ...
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: I am surprised he didn't invent something of that nature as well. dude is smart and probably has access to plenty of other smart people at the citadel
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: i’m gonna leave some vague mention of half-siblings cousins for jon but it can be assumed that they’re pretty close right? jon would love to big brother them
Omg Lance can win the third event! A sweep for the boys that aren't Robb!!! Archery for Jon, joust for Aegon, and there was a third even wasn't there? 🤔
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2 girls! Elsa and Anna! They're sweet! And would 100% be forever grateful to house Stark for taking them in and keep them safe until they are old enough to restablish their House properly
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: that works! it's 50% well they are just kids and 50% a bid for long term loyalty BUT!!! she'll be nice. she lost her mom when she was a kid, she kinda Gets It
Thank you, my morning brain couldn't tell remember how to spell melee and it kept coming up "male event" and I was like, that's so not right. Lmao. Hahaha can they tie?
🥰 That sounds perfect! All the big brother feels and adopted family feels. Also if they're fostered, and kind of part of House Stark, they come to name day with the fam yes?
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They're overly sweet girls too. So the biggest trouble they'll likely get up to is exploring and having fun in the wolfwoods occasionally. And Elsa has her powers, but tends to keep them under wraps as she can. But yes. House becomes loyal bannerman to Tony and Cersei for this!
listen esp maria is going to be excited to have a big almost-brother and two foster sisters. and they're well-mannered for the most part! it's a parental dream! .-. congrats u now have a lion mom
i'm thinking tony and her have a son as well, he's probably going to be the youngest of the bunch (i'll hash more details out with beck once she's back from family time)
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eeee jon will def big brother them all. and i put "cousins" in most of his stuff so cersei and tony can have as many as they want lmao but i figured maria would be the age to be excited about boys and fancy things and all, hence the tag mention hahaha
I feel like the odds are high that Sansa brought Jeyne with her at least for one of the trips to the north? maybe a couple pending how Jeyne feels about visiting?
Sybil would have pushed Jeyne to always travel with Sansa in the hopes she will be noticed by a potential suitor. Jeyne would want to go just so she's not stuck at home
Sansa says she is absolutely more than welcome to come with her to visit Jon, which means Jeyne will definitely have met Jon, potentially hung out, and met Elsa and Anna now that they're being fostered in Winterfell as well. =)
he'd quietly clench his fist, question all his life choices, and nobody would hear from him for like 5 years because he disappeared into the wilderness to train.
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, lmfao in bastard AU everyone's like "gosh there's no way he could be Brandon's, he's such a cool cucumber" and then they find him shouting at clouds and it's like....... nvm, he's def Brandon's.
like okay maybe not to aegon because aegon’s like natural prodigy THANK YOU ARTHUR DAYNE but there’s always “lance didn’t have rich people equipment” lmao
And For jane, well, you don't have to ask.
Also, dance with me!
meanwhile, the ghosts: THEY’RE NOT RHAEGAR’S GDI
Lyanna's all, that's because look how Tony's treating Cersei. Starks know how to do it right.
half-siblingscousins. also gonna be in all black like the broody emo thing that he is. but, fashionable black becauseand there's aways Elsa up thereDear ɴᴇᴡ ᴘᴏʟʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ & 𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯. Do the Starks want to foster a poor Lady who's parents were killed and might have a little bit of ice magic running through her veins?
northern spring break or like ... rich kid spring break mansion party needs to be one of the million AUs nowrich kid spring break, they rent a castle on an island away from parents and just have one blow out party where no one questions who is in what bed, they just go with it.half-siblingscousins for jon but it can be assumed that they’re pretty close right? jon would love to big brother themHahaha can they tie?
Also if they're fostered, and kind of part of House Stark, they come to name day with the fam yes?