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In the aftermath of the monster hunter trailer I'm thinking about the sonic movie
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and know what that movie has?
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fucking
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COLOR
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all the monhun monsters are BROWN
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stop being afraid of color
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Sonic is bright blue, all of eggman's tech is clean blacks and whites with red highlights
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it's nice to look at!
TWO OF THEM
it's so sad because if you actually play a monhun game you'll know that monhun is EXTREMELY bombastic when it comes to color
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so this movie is just doing the franchise dirty with its color palette alone
Quinneapolis
YEAH even I know that
Beans
But if things are colorful and even a little cartoony people won't take it seriously!!!
TWO OF THEM
we have a bright red sumo wrestler frog i just. hollywood why are you afraid of letting monster hunter be itself
Quinneapolis
let monster hunter be REALLY stupid
let monster hunter be REALLY stupid
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PLEASE
Quinneapolis
it MUST look completely absurd
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where's the bubble dragon!!!!!
pastel ranma
Like seriously MonHun should be absolutely weird
Tyra
can you all stop and appreciate how the Sonic movie is a benchmark on how to adapt video games now
Tyra
because that's just delightful to me
Quinneapolis
Sonic is probably the best game movie of all time
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which is to say it's
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pretty good
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it's fun
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which makes it tunnel over the bar
Quinneapolis
MOnster Hunter should be some gonzo shit
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introducing a new complete nonsense idea to the audience once every 45 seconds
Tyra
instead we get the director's wife flirting with cats
pastel ranma
and Military propaganda