aliens show up at Earth in 2020 and we're like "NOT NOW"

"COME BACK IN FIVE YEARS. WE'RE BUSY"

Alternately, "Please, take us with you."

we'll take you to our leader if you promise you'll replace him

i for one etc etc

tumblr tried to stop me from finding the original source for this post but it failed

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life on Zorblax